Housework Quotes

I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

You won't do any more housework Then you go to the bin.

Dirt is matter in the wrong place.

I'm a housewife: I spend far more time on housework than anything else.

No one has a corner on depression, but housewives are working on it.

Everything truly important is washable.

It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all.