1.
They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.
Al Capone
They cannot extract lawful levies from illicit funds.
2.
The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.
Ronda Rousey
3.
We are determined to listen to nothing from the illegal congress.
George III
4.
In them days, it was just still not illegal to kill an Indian. If you killed an Indian, you'd be very unfortunate if you got probation - most of them were released immediately.
Leonard Peltier
5.
One thing is very clear: Illegal immigrants are not entitled to benefits.
Barbara Jordan
7.
If voting could actually change anything, it would be illegal.
Noam Chomsky
8.
Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.
P. G. Wodehouse
9.
People tend to associate anyone who looks and behaves differently with illegal or immoral activity.
Marilyn Manson
10.
I love to go get fireworks, even though some of them are illegal.
Carmen Electra
11.
Don't run your life by what's legal or illegal. Run your life based on what's right or wrong.
Ross Perot
13.
I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal.
Brandon Boyd
14.
I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal.
Niall Horan
15.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Alexander Woollcott
16.
If you come across illegal aliens committing crimes, other crimes, you deport them.
Joe Arpaio
17.
I know it's illegal [trespassing], but I don't think it's wrong.
Ingrid Newkirk
18.
Before the Freedom of Information Act, I used to say at meetings "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." [...] But since the Freedom of Information Act, I'm afraid to say things like that.
Henry A. Kissinger
19.
Once and for all, I did not use steroids or any other illegal substance.
Mark McGwire
20.
The things we like best are either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Irene Dunne
21.
We know that a ready amnesty tends to be an invitation to more illegal entries.
Jeff Sessions
22.
Torture is illegal. Torture is banned by various provisions of the law. I support that.
Mike Pence
23.
I am not the 'illegal' you think I am, and immigration is not what you think it is.
Jose Antonio Vargas
24.
Organic farming is about buying out of a corrupt, illegal and dishonest system.
Jerry Brown
26.
It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
Joe Rogan
28.
If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.
George Carlin
29.
Why is human cloning illegal? All it is is making a certain type of person on purpose. Can they possibly be any worse than the assholes we're pumping out by accident?
Richard Jeni
30.
I am a homophobe, though a mild and tolerant one, and a racist, though an even more mild and tolerant one, and those things are going to be illegal pretty soon, the way we are going.
John Derbyshire
31.
Aggressive accounting does not mean illegal accounting.
Kenneth Lay
32.
Racial profiling is illegal, and I do not support it.
Brian Sandoval
33.
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
Bill Hicks
34.
Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
George Carlin
35.
I learned that the political is above the legal, that's why when my advisors tell me, Evo, what you are doing is illegal, I say, if it is illegal, then do it legal, you have studied for that".
Evo Morales
36.
What is really shocking in America isn't what's done in and by Washington that is illegal by that what is done in and by Washington that's legal.
George Will
37.
We're going to renegotiate our disastrous trade deals and illegal immigration. Stop the massive inflow of refugees.
Donald Trump
39.
Homicide's illegal and death is the penalty
What justifies the homicide when he dies?
Masta Killa
40.
We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run-ins'
Edge
42.
We are not accusing you of being illegal, we are accusing you of being immoral.
Margaret Hodge
46.
It’s not illegal to be an asshole. It’s not illegal to be racist, even. It’s not illegal to do anything.
Ariel Pink
47.
Slavery is illegal everywhere, but it exists all over the world.
Lisa Kristine
48.
It's certainly easier to implement bad security and make it illegal for anyone to notice than it is to implement good security.
Bruce Schneier
50.
You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make up a law that makes it illegal.
Richard Curtis