Jace Quotes

Everything that happens to you matters to me.

You're the first Shadowhunter I've ever met." “That’s too bad,” said Jace, “since all the others you meet from now on will be a terrible letdown.

I suppose you've always been amazing at this stuff."- Clary "I was born amazing." - Jace

I'm always so glad I have no idea what you're vacantly chatting about," said Jace. It fills me with a sense of peace and well-being.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

He's my neophyte Downworlder to mock and boss around, not yours.

So, technically," Simon said, "even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother.

How'd you get Magnus to let Jace leave?" "Traded him for Alec," Clary said.

Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.

We're called Shadowhunters. At least, that's what we call ourselves. The Downworlders have less complimentary names for us.

And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.

I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches." "That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.

Jace, There is no wedding! Stop Isabelle! Sit on her if you have to. Just stop her from doing whatever she's doing or I can never come home. -Alec

It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury." (Jace)

Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously. "Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are.

With Jace, you don't really get to choose your insulting nickname.

You could have anything else in the world. and you asked for me.

Clary stopped dead in her tracks. "Simon?" "Oh, God," said Jace, sounding resigned. "And here I'd actually hoped I'd got hold of something interesting." -Clary and Jace pg. 114

Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.

I may be a killer," Jace said, "but I know what I am. Can you say the same?

You're not going," he said as soon as she'd finished. "If I have to tie you up and sit on you until this insane whim of yours passes, you are not going to Idris." - Jace

We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now." "I was going to watch Project Runway.

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i? ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move

I've heard the word 'fear'. I simply choose to believe it doesn't apply to me.

Why should I tell you everything about how I feel when you never tell me anything?

This one incident I will not allow you to shrug off!" "I wasn't planning to," Jace said. "I can't shrug anything off. My shoulder's dislocated." -Hodge & Jace, pg.296-

Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.

But God knows, I don't want anyone but you. I don't even want to want anyone but you.

try me on any day that doesn't end in y - Jace

JACE WAYLAND," she said. "Explain yourself." Jace was glaring at the cat. "I told you to bring me to Alec! Backstabing Judas." Church rolled onto his back, purring contentedly.

It was like a bad movie except he didn’t actually twirl his mustache.” -Jace to Maryse about Valentine, pg.122-

Exsanguinated," said Jace, impressed. "That's a big word." "And you're a big-" "Tsk tsk," he interrupted. "No swearing in church.

Kill me, little sister. Kill me and you kill Jace, too.

Why are you such an asshat?" "An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh.

This is bad," said Jace. "You said that before." "It seemed worth repeating.

If I made a joke about just dropping by, would you write me off as cliché?

I let them think I did that" said Jace "My reign of terror continues

And the Clave wants to meet Clarissa. You know that, Jace." "The Clave can screw itself." "Jace," Maryse said, sounding genuinely parental for a change. "Language." "The Clave wants a lot of things," Jace amended. "It shouldn't necessarily get them all.

No," Jace agreed. "We don't fly. We break and enter.

Shutting your eyes and pretending something's not happening doesn't make it not true, Jace.

Isabelle looked at him thoughtfully. "Did you seriously jump thirty feet out of a Malachi Configuration? Did he, Alec?" "He did," Alec confirmed. "I've never seen anything like it." "I've never seen anything like this." Jace lifted a ten-inch dagger from the floor. One of Isabelle's pink brassiers was spread on the wickedly sharp tip. Isabelle snached it off, scowling.

Raphael snapped, "This isn't funny." "That's why no one's laughing." -Raphael & Jace, pg.272-

Hotter than me? --Jace

Jace, Clary thought, was the sort of person who liked it when things were happening, even things that were bad

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.

Hurry up, mundie boy, we've got work to do.

Simon grinned. "You've never heard of Dungeons and Dragons?" "I've heard of dungeons," Jace said. "Also dragons. Although they're mostly extinct.

Jace wasn’t exactly prone to random fits of panic

“He has many things I haven’t got,” said Jace. “Like nearsightedness, bad posture, and an appalling lack of coordination.” - Jace about Simon