1.
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
You treat me shabbily and you count on me to grin? You bring to mind a buffoon.
2.
A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass.
George Washington
3.
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
Sam Rayburn
5.
An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass.
Heinrich Böll
6.
Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas.
James Joyce
8.
The women take so little stock
In what I do or say
They'd sooner leave their cosseting
To hear a jackass bray.
William Butler Yeats
9.
Take your patience pill ...You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass.
Michael Nutter
10.
The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control.
Stephen Harper
12.
Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.
Roger Ebert