A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.
Jake Johannsen
2.
People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.
Jake Johannsen
3.
If love was easy, there would be almost no music.
Jake Johannsen
4.
Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.
Jake Johannsen
5.
Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.