Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."
Jeff Cesario
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Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet.
Jeff Cesario
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I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.