Jelly Quotes

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it.

I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don't regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here.

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.

There are two things I like stiff and one of them's jelly.

‎"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly." "really?" said Sarge. "what flavor?

Love can change us beyond recognition, we become love-sick, soft-eyed jelly-bellied fools.

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

I grew up in the 90s, so Ive definitely resurrected many looks from my youth lately, including overalls, jelly shoes, and, of course, Doc Martens.

My earliest memory? Trying to use a red jelly bean as lipstick.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied.

I'm so spoiled - I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day. Otherwise, it's going to be a bad day. I also love Jelly Bellies. But that's bad. Don't tell my mom.

Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts?

I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.

Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs.

Ian Watson did an almost full novel length treatment which I've never seen and when he finished it Stanley said to him. I need somebody to smear this with vaginal jelly, and I have to say when I first heard this that I was rather shocked, because he was quite gentlemanly.

You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline.

Proximity to power has an unsurprising ability to mutate a politician's spinal cord into bright yellow jelly.

I always called him the Dizzy Dean of music, he was so belligerent and braggadocio... But one thing I always noticed about Jelly, he would back everything he said by what he could do.

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

The musicians, Duke Ellington, his thing was not about separating himself from the rest of America. Louis Armstrong - go to the forefathers of our music - Jelly Roll Morton - they're not preaching a separatist agenda. They're not taking their music and saying, "This is for me."

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.

I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever, and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there.

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared of you my spine has turned to jelly, it's just that I'm suffering from an overdose of terror right now. I mean, when I've got over that then I'll have time to be decently frightened of you.

I actually stopped working out because I don't want to lose my jelly.

The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked all the jelly out of me. But I could stuff new jelly in there. It would just get my hands a little sticky in the process.

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.

I think I'm most nervous about revealing how nervous I have always been. People think me calm, confident, poised. Inside I'm a jelly.

I like my squishy, red, high-heeled Vivienne Westwood jelly shoes. They make you seem like you're much more of a go-er.

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

I listened to King Oliver and I listened to Louis Armstrong, Jelly Roll Morton, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus, John Coltrane, Archie Shepp... I listened to everything I could that came from that place that they call the blues but, in formality, isn't necessarily the blues.

For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.

If you read enough Lionel Fanthorpe, your brain starts to turn to jelly and just dribbles out of your ears.

I would love to pretend I don't diet, but I work very hard. I stay active and eat very healthy. Anybody who says otherwise is either unhealthy or lying! I will admit that I'm addicted to sugar - licorice, Jujubees and jelly candies. And I actually love bran muffins!