1.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
Jim Cornette
2.
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Jim Cornette
3.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
Jim Cornette
4.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
Jim Cornette
5.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
Jim Cornette
6.
Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
Jim Cornette
7.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Jim Cornette
8.
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
Jim Cornette
9.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
Jim Cornette
10.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
Jim Cornette
11.
Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
Jim Cornette
12.
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
Jim Cornette
13.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
Jim Cornette
14.
He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
Jim Cornette
15.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Jim Cornette
16.
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
Jim Cornette
17.
I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.
Jim Cornette
18.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
Jim Cornette
