I have a toothache today. I never seem to be able to rise above a toothache. It makes me want to howl, break things, pull noses, tweak ears, screech.
John Colton
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You are foolish, but without fools there would be no wisdom.
John Colton
3.
Evolution was in a strange mood when that creation came along.... It makes one wonder just where the plant world leaves off and the animal world begins.
John Colton
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Marrying any man is risky. Marrying a famous man is kissing catastrophe.