John Marston Quotes

I just know that there are two theories when arguing with women. And neither one works.

Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that.

People don't forget. Nothing gets forgiven.

Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.

Men are born, and then they're formed.

We all have problems, and we must solve them together or we die alone.

If you win power, remember why you wanted it.

We die alone, but we live among men.

It's wanting that gets so many folks in trouble.

My side ain't chosen. My side was given.

Through danger safety comes - through trouble rest.

All the fatt's in the fire.

Don't be too eager to grow up. It ain't as much fun as it looks

You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!

Every man has a right to change, a chance of forgiveness.

Wink and shut their apprehensions up.

Sing of the nature of women, and then the song shall be surely full of variety; old crotchets and most sweet closes. It shall be humorous, grave, fantastic, amorous, melancholy, sprightly, one in all, and all in one.

I rode in a gang. We robbed trains, banks, held people ransom. We killed people we didn't like. Bill Williamson was in that gang. If I don't capture my former brother-in-arms, great harm will befall my family.

I'm a semi-literate farmer and hired killer. I ain't in the power game.

I'm many things, most of 'em bad. But a man of political principles? No.