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You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
John Mendoza
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My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"
John Mendoza
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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?
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