Jon Cryer Quotes

There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

Sarcasm is lost in print.

Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.