Joseph Bologna Quotes

The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.

I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning.

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.