Kitten Quotes

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

I was very flattered by the sex-kitten thing because I never thought of myself as that.

You sense and feel something different than I do, even if we lick the same kitten.

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that, whatever you say to them, they always purr: "If they would only purr for 'yes,' and mew for 'no,; or any rule of that sort," she had said, "so that one could keep up a conversation! But how can you talk with a person if they always say the same thing?

Kittens will make your sad go away

Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens

And what is wrong with playing with words? Words love to be played with, just like children or kittens do!

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it.

But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.

You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!

I had rather be a kitten and cry mew Than one of these same metre ballet-mongers.

I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten.

No one can be a sex kitten every day, and anyone who tells you that is lying.

If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and you get more cats.

When the car's going well, I purr like a kitten.

Playing with fire Kitten?

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

She's my kitten, and no one else's.

In the image of the lion made He kittens small and curious.

life is a trick, life is a kitten in a sack.

But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.

They are presented attractively for the same reason that kittens are cute - so that they can draw you in, then pounce on you for the kill. Seriously. Stay away from kittens.

Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, what are you waiting for?” “The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped.

Tell me, Kitten.” That deep, smooth voice brushed over me like a physical caress. “Shall I leave now, or wait until later?

... as lonesome as a kitten in a wash-house copper with the lid on.

... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

Alex McLeish will have had kittens - literally!

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

I'm even afraid of kittens. They bite too! But I respect animals.

There’s no such thing as free kittens.

Just like a kitten that thinks its a tiger.

I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.

Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat

Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten

Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones

Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent.

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)

Riley. How bad has it been?" "Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night.

Perhaps all early love affairs ought to be strangled or drowned, like so many blind kittens.

I'm behind you." I spun to see Derek. "I can't win," he said. "You're as skittish as a kitten.

Had I lived in Norman and those bands hadn't existed, who knows where I'd be, I might be doing something awful; I might be a doctor, or a physicist or something. Having those kinds of experiences at 12...the Chainsaw Kittens had a flamboyant homosexual lead singer, and the Flaming Lips were obviously very weird. I had only listened to the radio before that - things like Willie Nelson - so having people say, "These are the bands around here that you should listen to," I was like "Ok, I guess this is what normal music sounds like." That definitely changed things.

I like the name Atomic Kitten. It's so great.

I love you, Kitten. There's nothing on this earth or under it that can change that.

I kick kittens. I made rude gestures at nuns.