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Kitten Quotes

1.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
Joseph Wood Krutch

Authors on Kitten Quotes: Jeaniene Frost William Cowper Lewis Carroll Sofia Vergara Cassandra Clare Josh Jones David Almond Neil Gaiman Brandon Sanderson Stephen Colbert Charles Dickens Joss Whedon Rachel Zucker David Wong Lierre Keith Ann-Margret Gene Weingarten Stephenie Meyer Chris Coleman Joseph Wood Krutch Rainbow Rowell Diana Wynne Jones Jana Oliver Anne Sexton Heinrich Heine Hank Green Brian P. Cleary Sherrilyn Kenyon Don Marquis William Shakespeare Paul Gallico Kelley Armstrong Malcolm Cowley
2.
When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.
Joaquin Phoenix

3.
I was very flattered by the sex-kitten thing because I never thought of myself as that.
Ann-Margret

4.
You sense and feel something different than I do, even if we lick the same kitten.
Hank Green

5.
I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.
Evelyn Underhill

6.
Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.
Robert A. Heinlein

7.
It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.
Lewis Carroll

8.
It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that, whatever you say to them, they always purr: "If they would only purr for 'yes,' and mew for 'no,; or any rule of that sort," she had said, "so that one could keep up a conversation! But how can you talk with a person if they always say the same thing?
Lewis Carroll

9.
Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens
Malcolm Cowley

10.
And what is wrong with playing with words? Words love to be played with, just like children or kittens do!
David Almond

11.
Kittens will make your sad go away
David Wong

12.
No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

13.
Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.
Malcolm X

14.
I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten.
Jeaniene Frost

15.
But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.
Neil Gaiman

16.
You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!
Diana Wynne Jones

17.
I had rather be a kitten and cry mew Than one of these same metre ballet-mongers.
William Shakespeare

18.
No one can be a sex kitten every day, and anyone who tells you that is lying.
Sofia Vergara

19.
If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and you get more cats.
Paul Gallico

20.
When the car's going well, I purr like a kitten.
Buddy Rice

21.
Playing with fire Kitten?
Jeaniene Frost

22.
One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.
Gene Weingarten

23.
She's my kitten, and no one else's.
Jeaniene Frost

24.
In the image of the lion made He kittens small and curious.
Heinrich Heine

25.
life is a trick, life is a kitten in a sack.
Anne Sexton

26.
But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.
Rainbow Rowell

27.
I'm behind you." I spun to see Derek. "I can't win," he said. "You're as skittish as a kitten.
Kelley Armstrong

28.
Had I lived in Norman and those bands hadn't existed, who knows where I'd be, I might be doing something awful; I might be a doctor, or a physicist or something. Having those kinds of experiences at 12...the Chainsaw Kittens had a flamboyant homosexual lead singer, and the Flaming Lips were obviously very weird. I had only listened to the radio before that - things like Willie Nelson - so having people say, "These are the bands around here that you should listen to," I was like "Ok, I guess this is what normal music sounds like." That definitely changed things.
Josh Jones

29.
Perhaps all early love affairs ought to be strangled or drowned, like so many blind kittens.
William Makepeace Thackeray

30.
I love you, Kitten. There's nothing on this earth or under it that can change that.
Jeaniene Frost

31.
I like the name Atomic Kitten. It's so great.
Bryan Ferry

32.
I kick kittens. I made rude gestures at nuns.
Cassandra Clare

33.
I have a kitten,the drollest of all creatures that ever wore a cat's skin.
William Cowper

34.
Time is what turns kittens into cats.
Joss Whedon

35.
They are presented attractively for the same reason that kittens are cute - so that they can draw you in, then pounce on you for the kill. Seriously. Stay away from kittens.
Brandon Sanderson

36.
Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, what are you waiting for?” “The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped.
Jeaniene Frost

37.
... as lonesome as a kitten in a wash-house copper with the lid on.
Charles Dickens

38.
Tell me, Kitten.” That deep, smooth voice brushed over me like a physical caress. “Shall I leave now, or wait until later?
Jeaniene Frost

39.
... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.
William Cowper

40.
Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.
Jeaniene Frost

41.
Alex McLeish will have had kittens - literally!
Chris Coleman

42.
Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.
Stephen Colbert

43.
I'm even afraid of kittens. They bite too! But I respect animals.
Rachel Zucker

44.
There’s no such thing as free kittens.
Brian P. Cleary

45.
Just like a kitten that thinks its a tiger.
Stephenie Meyer

46.
I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.
Jeaniene Frost

47.
Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat
Don Marquis

48.
Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten
Lierre Keith

49.
Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones
Jeaniene Frost

50.
Riley. How bad has it been?" "Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night.
Jana Oliver