Kosher Quotes

Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.

I played football.. my football was kosher.. no pigskin.

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?" "Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest." "But kosher." "I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.