Lame Quotes

It is a true proverb, that if you live with a lame man, you will learn to limp.

I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for it - tall and lanky, with wrists like mousetraps.

Nothing of worth or weight can be achieved with half a mind, with a faint heart, and with a lame endeavor.

In that we say he [Christ] made whole the lame, the paralytic, and those born blind, we seem to say what is very similar to the deeds said to have been done by Esculapius.

Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise.

Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people.

Cease your insults to God, quit consulting flesh and blood. Stop your lame, lying, and cowardly excuses. Enlist!

You know how ESPN works; they'll throw themselves into a frenzy over Tebow's white bread lame ass niceness and then vilify Johnny Football just 'cause he rages now and then.

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

Do not be in a hurry to rush into the pleasures of the world like the young antelope who danced herself lame when the main dance was yet to come.

For what accords better and more aptly with faith than to acknowledge ourselves divested of all virtue that we may be clothed by God, devoid of all goodness that we may be filled by him, the slaves of sin that he may give us freedom, blind that he may enlighten, lame that he may cure, and feeble that he may sustain us; to strip ourselves of all ground of glorying that he alone may shine forth glorious, and we be glorified in him?

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.

A bad strategy will fail no matter how good your information is. And lame execution will stymie a good strategy. If you do enough things poorly, you'll go out of business.

I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks.

The breath Of accusation kills an innocent name, And leaves for lame acquittal the poor life, Which is a mask without it.

The lame man who keeps the right road outstrips the runner who takes the wrong one.

Take it from Richard, poor and lame, What's begun in anger ends in shame.

Touch a man who can't walk up right, and that lame man, he's gonna fly.

In just - Spring when the world is mud- luscious the little lame balloonman whistles far and wee

It may sound lame, but I've been journaling since I was in third grade. I love it! It makes me feel calm and happy.

You're excuses are so lame they're limping.

A farmer's horse is never lame, never unfit to go. Never throws out curbs, never breaks down before or behind. Like his master he is never showy. He does not paw and prance, and arch his neck, and bid the world admire his beauties...and when he is wanted, he can always do his work.

Justice is lame as well as blind, amongst us.

You who are strong and swift, see that you do not limp before the lame, deeming it kindness.

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

I don't like actors who try to talk directors into making their part bigger and that's really lame.

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.

Punishment is lame, but it comes.

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

The study and knowledge of the universe would somehow be lame and defective were no practical results to follow.

Don't limp in front of the lame.

Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.

It's lame to say that I'm a normal girl, but I think I am.

The Invitation, To Tom Highes What we can we will be, Honest Englishmen. Do the work that's nearest, Though it's dull at whiles, Helping, when we meet them, Lame dogs over stiles.

Faith becomes lame, when it ventures into matters pertaining to reason!

The money-getter who pleads his love of work has a lame defense, for love of work at money-getting is a lower taste than love of money.

The problem is that, regardless of what our theologies tell us about the purpose of the clergy, the actual effect of the clergy profession is to make the body of Christ lame. This happens not because clergy intend it (they usually intend the opposite) but because the objective nature of the profession inevitably turns the laity into passive receivers.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

I've always been against trying to make a movie like another movie. That's lame. It's already been done, so why do it again?

I once knew a man out of courtesy help a lame dog over a stile, and he for requital bit his fingers.

Impressing a bunch of snooty teenagers is a pretty lame life goal to have.

I'm kind of lame. I prefer quiet evenings at home, hanging out with my family.

But my favorite of Einstein's words on religion is "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." I like this because both science and religion are needed to answer life's great questions.

I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.

You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It's kind of like our running joke but it's really not funny and I just want you to live up to the image of you I create.

Jesus' pattern prayer, which is both crutch, road, and walking lesson for the spiritually lame like ourselves, tells us to start with God: for God matters infinitely more than we do.

I was never really satisfied with writing only text or with the way my texts looked when they were published. Most online journals have a pretty lame sense of typography - bad font, counter-intuitive margins and line spacing - that it makes me sour on my writing.

This sounds really lame, but I'm pretty proud of my feet.