Landlord Quotes

Life is a lease and God is the landlord.

This sort of thing has got to be stopped. Bad philosophers are like slum landlords. It's my job to put them out of business.

God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.

I know we can't have a great architecture while it is only for the landlord.

You can't pay a landlord in dogma.