Landlord Quotes

Life is a lease and God is the landlord.

This sort of thing has got to be stopped. Bad philosophers are like slum landlords. It's my job to put them out of business.

I know we can't have a great architecture while it is only for the landlord.

You can't pay a landlord in dogma.

God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.