Lawns Quotes

I’m on top of my green like a lawn chair

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.

It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.

If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while.

If the grass is greener somewhere else...start watering your own lawn!

To ferment your own food is to lodge a small but eloquent protest - on behalf of the senses and the microbes - against the homogenization of flavors and food experiences now rolling like a great, undifferentiated lawn across the globe.

You don't mow another man's lawn!

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

When I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven't cut the lawn since.

I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.

The lawn was white with doctors

God will not speak to me and tell me to mow my lawn today.

A saint in crape is twice a saint in lawn.

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.

Some lawns have all the cheer of old cemeteries.

Crabgrass is aptly descriptive of this hated weed, for it does scuttle quickly through a lawn.

Alexia, did you know there is an entire regiment decamping on your front lawn? Laddy Maccon sighed. "Really, Ivy, I would never have noticed.

Mowing your lawn is against nature.

Lawns are a form of television

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?" The woman only bestowed a serene smile on me. "We are as the Goddess requires." "The Goddess requires you to be naked on my lawn?

Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.

No one wakes up and says, "Yay I get to mow the lawn!" But if I can find meaning there, then there's nowhere I can't find meaning.

What do you think it is?" "It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know." "I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?