1.
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.
Lemmy Kilmister
A youngster queried me, "Do you suffer from aftereffects?" I responded, "To experience aftereffects you must discontinue imbibing."
2.
I don't do regrets. Regrets are pointless. It's too late for regrets. You've already done it, haven't you? You've lived your life. No point wishing you could change it.
Lemmy Kilmister
I eschew remorse. Remorse is fruitless. It's too late for ruefulness. You've already acted, correct? You've lived your existence. No purpose desiring you could alter it.
3.
If you think you are too old to rock 'n roll, then you are.
Lemmy Kilmister
If you believe you are too senior to rock 'n roll, then your opinion is erroneous.
4.
In my life so far, I have discovered that there are really only two kinds of people: those who are for you, and those who are against you. Learn to recognize them, for they are often and easily mistaken for each other.
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5.
Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you
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6.
All you got in life is your honor, man, your own self-image, your own self-respect. If you lose that, or if you give it away or if you sell it, then you ain't got it no more.
Lemmy Kilmister
'The only thing that you possess in life is your dignity, yourself-respect and the respect of others. Lose it or give it away, you will never regain it.'
7.
Safe sex, safe music, safe clothing, safe hair spray, safe ozone layer. Too late! Everything that's been achieved in the history of mankind has been achieved by not being safe.
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'Risky business, daring music, bold apparel, daring hair product, perilous ozone layer. Too late! All progress made by humanity has been accomplished through embracing the uncertain.'
8.
There are a lot of good books around. People don't read any more. It's a sad state of affairs. Reading's the only thing that allows you to use your imagination. When you watch films it's someone else's vision, isn't it?
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That was a great time, the summer of '71 - I can't remember it, but I'll never forget it!
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'That was a superb experience, the summer of '71 - I can't recall it, but I'll always cherish it!'
10.
Born to lose. Live to win.
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Emerge from defeat and conquer success.
11.
Don't look to me. Don't ask for help. Don't ask for anything that you can do yourself
Lemmy Kilmister
'Do not depend on me. Refrain from seeking aid. Refrain from requesting any assistance you can provide yourself.'
12.
My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?'
Lemmy Kilmister
My entire social life revolves around taverns, so giving up alcohol is not an alternative I can entertain. Could you envision me asking for a glass of tomato juice?
13.
It seems that our brave new world is becoming less tolerant, spiritual and educated than it ever was when I was young.
Lemmy Kilmister
It appears that our modern society is becoming more obdurate, non-religious and uninformed than it was in my youth.
14.
As you go through life's rich tapestry, you realize that most people you meet aren't fit to shine your shoes. It's a sad fact, but it's true. A good friend is someone who'd hide you if you were on the run for murder. How many of them do you know?
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15.
Inherited hatred (i.e. hatred your parents schooled you in) is not only stupid, it is destructive - why make your only driving force hate? Seems really f***ing dumb to me.
Lemmy Kilmister
Ingrained animosity (i.e. hatred ingrained in you by your parents) is not only foolish, it is ruinous - why make your main impetus detestation? Appears totally senseless to me.
16.
People don't want to see the guy next door on the stage, they want to see a being from another planet. You want to see somebody you'd never meet in ordinary life.
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'Audiences yearn to witness a being from an alternate plane - someone they would never come across in the everyday world.'
17.
Sex, death and war. And justice. There's no shortage of lyrics there.
Lemmy Kilmister
"Coitus, mortality and armed conflict. And equity. There's no lack of subject matter there."
18.
I don't understand people who believe that if you ignore something, it'll go away. That's completely wrong - if it's ignored it gathers strength. Europe ignored Hitler for twenty years. As a result he slaughtered a quarter of the world!
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Reading's the only thing that allows you to use your imagination.
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20.
It will be funny in about 10 years.
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21.
Every generation thinks they are stronger than the generation before it. They think, "It can't happen to me." In the past people have died making that same mistake.
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22.
People changing because they think they should is not a good idea, because I just don't think they should, really.
Lemmy Kilmister
23.
...what happened in New York and Washington is the same thing that England and America did to Berlin every day for three years during World War II -- and Germany did the same thing to England.
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24.
Music had been going on a long time before that. You have to remember that before rock n' roll there were a bunch of jazz musicians all doing heroin. That sh*t has been around a long time.
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25.
I have never been married, but that doesn't mean that I didn't mate. As you get older you get too many bad habits. Who is ever going to put up with me?
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26.
You haven't been soiling your soul in public for years like we have.
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27.
[My favorite decade] probably the '60s, because there were hardly any rules and heroin hadn't shown up, so people hadn't started dying. It was incredibly upbeat, and we almost did change the world. I guess that was the best one .
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28.
I climbed down the outside of a Holiday Inn once just to surprise one of my crew by getting on his balcony and knocking on his window.
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29.
Eric Clapton wrote "Layla" when he was coked out of his mind. Later on, it nearly killed him.
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30.
I guess when you're young you have tunnel vision.
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31.
It's just that I am too old now to chase all the woman involved; which just seems a shame.
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32.
The first time The Runaways played in Britain, Joan Jett wore my bullet belt onstage. The Runaways were really the first all-girl band to really strut their stuff and say, "F**k you." "Cherry Bomb" was the best song for a girl band to sing. It was just outrageous at the time. There were American families sitting on the sofa watching television going, "F**k me." It was great fun.
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33.
Randy [ Rhoads] had small hands. Boy, could he play guitar. He became an even better guitar player after he died.
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34.
I hate heroin. It killed off a lot of my generation. It killed off a lot of my friends. Now this generation is getting killed off again. I can't believe it. How many dead bodies do we need to have piled up?
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35.
We sent out tapes to the others but they didn't wake up. It was worth it just to have one kid wake up. I got to meet him after he woke up.
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36.
It became kind of a fad in the late '70s to try to help people wake up out of comas by hearing things that they liked. I remember we sent out about six tapes. We heard that we were this one kid's favorite band so we sent a tape that said, "Hey this is Motörhead. It's time to wake up."
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37.
You've got to try to figure out which is the bigger benefit and which is the bigger loser. It nearly killed him [Eric Clapton ]; he was in a very, very bad way for a long time, but he came through it. Most people don't come through it because they don't have the money to buy the people to look after them.
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38.
People lose their lives in the drug wars and you don't have to prove it to yourself because others have proved it for you.
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39.
It is a well-known mystery that guitar players suddenly get better once they are dead. Buddy Holly was the first. Stevie Ray Vaughan is known by a lot more people than had ever heard of him when he was alive.
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40.
We know what we are doing by now.We seem to make an album every 18 months or so and I think every band should do that. We're not writing "Sgt. Pepper" every time; we are writing straight ahead rock n' roll.
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41.
He [Randy Rhoads] was really a good guy. I never could get over how incredibly little he was.
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42.
It was just a mercy f**k, as it was our 30th anniversary. They gave Grammy to us for a cover of somebody else's song. It would have a lot more meaning if it had been for one of our songs.
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43.
I think that is just about as dishonest as a person giving a bad interview. I despise people like that; they don't get two tries. It's all just sensation. It is always bullshit.
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44.
They [The Beatles] were the first band to not have a lead singer in the band.
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45.
We never nicked stuff from other bands because that was a no-no because we were all in the same boat. You don't steal from the poor because, let's face it, they're poor. There's no sense in that.
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46.
We never played China, India or Africa. We also haven't played Russia enough. I would love to play those places.
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47.
When George [Harrison] died the guards at Buckingham Palace played a medley of George's songs during the changing of the guard; that sort of thing never happens.
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48.
Daily papers in England used to have an entire page of the paper dedicated to what the Beatles had done the day before.
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49.
The Beatles had an influence on everybody. You have to realize what an incredible explosion the Beatles were.
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50.
I have done interviews in the past, and they cut everything out except for the outrageous line, and then they take it out of context.
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