Librarian Quotes

I'm a born librarian with a sex drive.

The librarian must be the librarian militant before he can be the librarian triumphant.

In tough times, a librarian is a terrible thing to waste.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

A democratic society depends upon an informed and educated citizenry.

Teachers are to inspire; librarians are to fulfill.

Libraries are not made, they grow.

I was rescued by librarians. It was librarians who said 'maybe you would like to read The Hardy Boys as well as Nancy Drew.' It is true for me, as for so many countless others, that librarians saved my life, my internal life.

Libraries are a hallmark of a civilized culture, and librarians represent that culture to all facets of society.

Of course it's all right for librarians to smell of drink.

One can never had too many librarian friends.

Libraries are where it all begins.

I am proud of what I am. I am a librarian.

Just like old librarians, old coins are often more valuable than they appear at face value.

God bless the Reference Librarians

I was 13 and my mom was a librarian so I told her to check out every music book she could possibly find. I wanted to know the business part of being in the music business.

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

Librarians! Librarians always know how to find out things. That was their job even before the Internet.

Never argue with a librarian; they know too much.

I thought I'd be a librarian until I met some crazy ones.

Really, being a librarian is a much more dangerous job than you realize.

Librarians understand about power - they know how to find anything.

Our concern for the future can be tested by how well we support our libraries.

I am not a librarian of my own work. It's a good thing not to be too involved with what you have done.

He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.

When you are writing, of course, you have to do all that writing and correcting for yourself. When I was a librarian it was expected that I would know about a wide range of books.

Any librarian or scholar will tell you: Close is not the same as accurate.

If book knowledge made great investors, than the librarians would all be rich.

Mr. Powell raised an eyebrow. 'I'm a librarian,' he said. 'I always know what I'm talking about.

If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.

Do I have to talk to insane people?" "You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.

Librarians as a race tend to be tedious.

Librarian of Congress: It's a librarian's dream.

So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians.

I really hope that all librarians aren't like Gladys Morgan. Because I'd really like , at some point, to walk into a library and not be afraid for my life.

I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.

I'm a librarian, not an oracle.

stereotypes are awfully misleading. There are typical librarians, but not all librarians are typical.

I've always loved children. When I was working with children as a librarian, I loved being with them and working around them.

All knowledge is valuable to a librarian.

It is true for me, as for so many countless others, that librarians saved my life, my internal life.

Librarians are like crack dealers when it comes to hooking small children.

Librarians are your very best friend. And don't ever think otherwise.

You get all sorts of people in the library, and the librarian gets it all.

Knowledge was power, but a good librarian did not hoard the gift. She taught others how to find, where to look, how to see.

Smiling back at her, it occurs to me that I've never met a mean librarian.

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High.

Once they were librarians, but that is a subject they will only discuss if heavily intoxicated.