1.
Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off?
David Byrne
2.
If you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything.
Kathy Acker
3.
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
Joan Rivers
4.
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
Bill Watterson
5.
When discussing complex systems like brains and other societies, it is easy to oversimplify: I call this Occam's lobotomy.
I. J. Good
6.
As soon as a woman re- fuses to be perfectly happy doing housework eight hours a day, society has a tendency to want to do a lobotomy on her.
Simone de Beauvoir
7.
The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.
Mike Ditka
8.
I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
Roseanne Barr
9.
We're talking about the chemical lobotomy. We're talking about the chemical straightjacketing of our children.
Michael Savage
10.
I didn't know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy.
Jennifer Estep