1.
False hope is better than no hope at all.
Lois Greiman
2.
Love is like skydiving without a parachute.
Lois Greiman
3.
Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.
Lois Greiman
4.
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
Lois Greiman
5.
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
Lois Greiman
6.
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.
Lois Greiman
7.
A person without regrets is called a corpse.
Lois Greiman
8.
What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
Lois Greiman
9.
Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
Lois Greiman
10.
A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
Lois Greiman