1.
Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class.
Al Capone
The legal predation of the elite.
2.
Prohibition has made nothing but trouble
Al Capone
Banning has caused nothing but chaos.
3.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Ray Liotta
4.
Communism is as Jewish as the Mafia is Italian. It's a fact that almost all of the convicted spies for communism have been atheist Jews like the Rosenbergs. And international communism was invented by the Jew Karl Marx and has since been led mostly by Jews - like Trotsky.
George Lincoln Rockwell
5.
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
Joe Pesci
6.
You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.
Martin Scorsese
8.
It's like the mafia. Once you're in - your in. There's no getting out.
Kelly Slater
9.
One usually dies because one is alone, or because one has got into something over one's head. One often dies because one does not have the right alliances, because one is not given support. In Sicily the Mafia kills the servants of the State that the State has not been able to protect.
Giovanni Falcone
10.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld
11.
The racing bug is never going to go away. It's like the Mafia.
Davy Jones
12.
Hell, I'm not saying I'm an angel, but when it came to dirty tricks I couldn't hold a candle to the Irish Mafia.
Jimmy Hoffa
13.
Once you're in, you're in. It's like the Mafia. Once a Monkee, always a Monkee.
Davy Jones
14.
A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
Mario Puzo
15.
Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.
Steve Allen
16.
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Douglas Horton
17.
At North Hollywood High School, I was shunned by everyone. I would sit down in the cafeteria, and students would get up from the table and walk away. They thought I was from the Mafia...
Philip Zimbardo
18.
Work harder, work longer, and earn less because the mafia needs your money.
Gerald Celente
19.
The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out.
Davy Jones
20.
When you get to political machines that can control a state, then you're really into organized crime - almost. You're fighting a political mafia.
Frank Capra
21.
Triple 6 Mafia and Mystikal in Atlanta was one of my first shows. I remember how sweaty and smashed up everybody was, and it was so punk rock.
Yelawolf
23.
There are Mafia families that have bought magnificent houses on the North Shore, although not yet the great estates because they don't want that kind of high profile.
Nelson DeMille
24.
I'm a big fan of TIËSTO, and SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA are awesome. I absolutely want to work with them.
Joe Jonas
25.
When we were doing 'The Sopranos', I used to love that about it. There were rules, Mafia codes you had to go by, but the code is ridiculous. It's a code among sociopaths.
David Chase
26.
There is no single field of activity, not a single institution, free of the most brutal sort of corruption. Russia has bred a world-class mafia.
David Remnick
27.
When I'm back in New York - and this is a terrible thing to complain about - I eat a lot more really, really good food than perhaps I'd like to. So many of my friends are really good chefs. It's kind of like being in the Mafia.
Anthony Bourdain
28.
Celebrated in the Bob Dylan ballad “Joey”, Crazy Joe Gallo was a charismatic beatnik gangster whose forays into Greenwich Village in the 1960s inspired his bloody revolution against the Mafia.
Tom Folsom
29.
Russia's biggest problem is organized crime and its leaders are influenced by the Russian mafia. But it's not right to call it a Russian mafia, it's a Jewish mafia.
David Duke
30.
Wherever there's opportunity, the mafia will be there.
Johnny Kelly
31.
The Communist Party apparatus was the most gigantic mafia the world has ever known.
David Remnick
32.
There is no rule of law until the Mafia needs lawyers.
Stephen Holmes
33.
I am always with London On Da Track, Wheezy, 808 Mafia Mike Will Made It, Ricky Racks.
Young Thug
34.
I don't think I will do a Mafia character again. I want to get away from the violence a little bit, because it is starting to bother me personally.
James Gandolfini
35.
When the Communist Party comes to power, it acts a lot like the mafia: If you are a loyal member in good standing, everything is yours. You're protected, even if you commit a crime.
Josef Skvorecky
36.
The triumph of anything is a matter of organization.
Kurt Vonnegut
37.
Mafia is the best example of capitalism we have.
Marlon Brando
38.
I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.
Jim Gaffigan
39.
They's making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.
Frank Zappa
42.
At bottom, I mean profoundly at bottom, the FBI has nothing to do with Communism, it has nothing to do with catching criminals, it has nothing to do with the Mafia, the syndicate, it has nothing to do with trust-busting, it has nothing to do with interstate commerce, it has nothing to do with anything but serving as a church for the mediocre. A high church for the true mediocre.
Norman Mailer
43.
AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.
Dave Barry
44.
The Italian mafia, they're very [into] construction. They're in a whole different way of operating than they did back in the '20s.
Robert Loggia
45.
The leaders of the empire, the imperial mafia-George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Cheney, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, et al. ... are as fanatic and as fundamentalist as Osama bin Laden.
William Blum
46.
There is no good reason good can't triumph over evil, if only angels will get organized along the lines of the mafia.
Kurt Vonnegut
47.
We should not let this be like the history of the mafia which was allowed to grow into a nationwide organization which infiltrated and corrupted so many areas of society for such a long period of time.
Donald Trump
48.
Now everybody is mafia. You got the Russian mafia, the Mexican mafia. Everybody is mafia these days.
Joe Arpaio
49.
The IMF is the International Mafia Federation. They're the loansharks of last resort.
Gerald Celente
50.
You don't need to buy a $7 billion company to penetrate maritime security. The Mafia doesn't buy FedEx to smuggle.
James Carafano