1.
I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn...but the troops were dazzled!
James Goldman
2.
It is natural that people do not want to be involved with us too much. There is no problem down to the smallest egotistical longing which the Gestapo cannot solve. Regarded in this way we are, if a joke is permitted, looked upon as a cross between a general maid and the dustbin of the Reich.
Reinhard Heydrich
3.
I'd rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid.
Hattie McDaniel
4.
Old maids,
having never bent their temper or their lives to other lives and other tempers,
as woman's destiny requires,
have for the most part a mania for making everything about them bend to them.
Honore de Balzac
5.
I don’t think that because I’m not married it’s made my life any less. That old-maid myth is garbage.
Diane Keaton
7.
Lives in previous centuries for women are largely a matter of class. It would have been fun to have been a rich, privileged woman in the 18th century, but no fun at all to be her maid.
Antonia Fraser
11.
It's worth living abroad to study up on genteel and delicate manners. The maid smiles continuously; she smiles like a duchess on a stage, while at the same time it is clear from her face that she is exhausted from overwork.
Anton Chekhov
12.
Why should I complain about making $700 a week playing a maid? If I didn't, I'd be making $7 a week being one.
Hattie McDaniel
13.
Well, dinner would have been splendid... if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess.
Winston Churchill
14.
Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
15.
I'm just an old maid with an attraction to men.
Janet Reno
16.
I feel that directors at times are like the janitors on the set. I am the secretary, I am the organizer, I am the maid, and I ask if they have eaten or rested. The best things are always out of your control. It's those moments that surpass the imagination that are thrilling.
Jane Campion
17.
Listen, I didn't know how to make coffee when I came to the United States. Because in Colombia the maids do it.
Sofia Vergara
18.
What an old maid I'm getting to be. lacking the courage to be in love with death!
Arthur Rimbaud
19.
... there are four women in every man’s heart. The Maid in the Meadow, the Demon Lover, the Stouthearted Woman, the Tall and Quiet Woman.
Annie Proulx
20.
Good housewives all the winter's rage despise, Defended by the riding-hood's disguise; Or, underneath the umbrella's oily shade, Safe through the wet on clinking pattens tread, Let Persian dames the unbrella's ribs display, To guard their beauties from the sunny ray; Or sweating slaves support the shady load, When eastern monarchs show their state abroad; Britain in winter only knows its aid, To guard from chilling showers the walking maid.
John Gay
21.
Acquaintance many, and conquaintance few, But for inquaintance I know only two - The friend I've wept and the maid I woo.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
22.
Prudence is a rich, ugly, old maid courted by incapacity.
William Blake
23.
Better die an old maid, sister, than marry the wrong man.
Billy Sunday
24.
An original something, dear maid, you would wish me to write; but how shall I begin? For I'm sure I have not original in me, Excepting Original Sin.
Thomas Campbell
25.
children had no place in love affairs. Children ought to be born to widows and old maids.
Mary Borden
26.
English is the product of a Saxon warrior trying to make a date with an Angle bar-maid, and as such is no more legitimate than any of the other products of that conversation.
H. Beam Piper
27.
While it is true that commercial art is always in danger of ending up as a prostitute, it is equally true that noncommercial art is always in danger of ending up as an old maid.
Erwin Panofsky
28.
Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.
William Shakespeare
29.
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Tim Bedore
30.
Old maids claw as cats do.
They not only inflict wounds but experience pleasure in doing so.
Nor will they fail to remind their victims of the blood drawn.
Honore de Balzac
31.
In Hollywood through the 50s, there were black, English, and Middle European housekeepers and maids.
Bill Condon
32.
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
Denis Leary
33.
The poorest of the sex have still an itch To know their fortunes, equal to the rich. The dairy-maid inquires, if she shall take The trusty tailor, and the cook forsake.
John Dryden
34.
Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I shall end up an old maid.
Elizabeth Bennett
35.
Come away, come away, death,
And in sad cypres let me be laid;
Fly away, fly away, breath;
I am slain by a fair cruel maid.
William Shakespeare
37.
I am your wife if you will marry me. If not, I'll die your maid. To be your fellow You may deny me, but I'll be your servant Whether you will or no.
William Shakespeare
38.
If there's one thing I don't look for in a maid, it's discretion. Except with my own secrets, of course.
Julian Fellowes
39.
To many a youth and many a maid, dancing in the chequer'd shade.
John Milton
40.
you saw her fair, none else being by,
Herself pois'd with herself in either eye;
But in that crystal scales let there be weigh'd
Your lady's love against some other maid
That I will show you shining at this feast,
And she shall scant show well that now seems best.
William Shakespeare
41.
Good morrow, 'tis Saint Valentine's Day, All in the morn betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your valentine.
William Shakespeare
43.
The blushing beauties of a modest maid.
John Dryden
44.
I'm just an awkward old maid with a very great affection for men.
Janet Reno
45.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
Groucho Marx
46.
The maid screamed. The Queen gasped. Sophie waved.
Roald Dahl
47.
Faith is the master, and reason the maid-servant.
Martin Luther
49.
The fear of being an old maid made young girls rush into matrimony with a recklessness that astonishes.
Louisa May Alcott
50.
I'm going to have to take one of my bedrooms and gut it out and make it into a big closet, because now I'm starting to put sneakers in the pantry. Even my maids are like, "No more, please! It's too much!"
Missy Elliot