1.
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
Roddy Piper
My cohorts keep asserting I'm seeing Mary Palmer. That's incorrect - I'm too preoccupied pleasuring myself to encounter anyone fresh.
2.
If you have the courage to imitate Mary Magdalene in her sins, have the courage to imitate her penance!
Pio of Pietrelcina
3.
Mary seeks for those who approach her devoutly and with reverence, for such she loves, nourishes, and adopts as her children.
Bonaventure
4.
Would that everyone might know that I would be already damned if it were not for Mary!
Louis de Montfort
5.
Through a woman [Eve] a curse fell upon the earth; through a woman [Mary] as well there returned to the earth a blessing.
Peter Damian
7.
Mary obtains salvation for all who have recourse to her. Oh! If all sinners had recourse to Mary, who would ever be lost? ... He who is protected by her will be saved; he who is not will be lost.
Alphonsus Liguori
8.
O Mary, you give assistance to everyone endeavoring to rise to God!
Bridget of Sweden
9.
Had there not been a Mary Todd, there would not have been an Abraham Lincoln. She found him when he was a young lawyer and really a bumpkin. No one knew of him, but she recognized his brilliance.
Sally Field
11.
The veneration of Mary is inscribed in the very depths of the human heart
Martin Luther
12.
However great a sinner may have been, if he shows himself devout to Mary he will never perish.
Hilary of Poitiers
15.
At Cana, [Mary] gave Him as a Savior to sinners; on the Cross He gave her as a refuge to sinners.
Fulton J. Sheen
16.
I ain't Mary, so ain't a damn thing Poppin'.
Xzibit
17.
Love of Mary and devotion to her are a sure sign of obtaining eternal salvation.
Bernard of Clairvaux
20.
Let us learn from the Virgin Mary how to be bolder in obeying the word of God.
Pope Francis
21.
I was 25 and the most popular celebrity in the world, with the possible exception of my friend Mary Pickford.
Gloria Swanson
22.
If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary.
Margaret Atwood
23.
I love writers all across the board, but one who influenced me very directly at the beginning was Mary Renault.
Tanith Lee
24.
I’m from the health department. You’ve heard of Typhoid Mary? This fella’s got enough typhoid to start his own colony.
Libba Bray
25.
I never wanted Mary Poppins to be my nanny. I wanted to be her when I grew up.
Anita Diament
26.
My mum Mary was always a bright, confident and fiercely independent lady.
Kevin Whately
27.
O Mary, go and call the cattle home, And call the cattle home, And call the cattle home, Across the sands o' Dee!
Charles Kingsley
28.
Of the offspring of the gentilman Jafeth, came Habraham, Moyses, Aron and the profettys; and also the kyng of the right line of Mary, of whom that gentilman Jhesus was borne.
Juliana Berners
29.
We must learn from Mary, and we must imitate her unconditional readiness to receive Christ in her life.
Pope Francis
30.
Our Mother Mary is full of beauty because she is full of grace.
Pope Francis
31.
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."
Margaret Smith
33.
In myself I am nothing. It all comes from God and the Virgin Mary.
Lech Walesa
34.
Being thy servant, O Mary, is a surety of salvation God grants solely to those He will save.
Andrew of Crete
35.
'Mary Poppins' was one of the best experiences of my life.
Dick Van Dyke
37.
I love Mary Poppins - when I was little I was obsessed with it.
Willa Holland
39.
When I was 5 years old, my best friends were Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen because we lived across the street from each other.
Troian Bellisario
40.
I'm not Catholic but the Virgin Mary fascinates me because she's like a folk hero.
Moby
41.
No, he can never be lost who recommends himself to thee, O Mary.
Alphonsus Liguori
42.
Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God’s.
Val McDermid
43.
[On being told Mary, Queen of Scots, was taller than she:] Then she is too high, for I myself am neither too high nor too low.
Elizabeth I
44.
You ask any person in the U.S. and they know who Mary Lou Retton is.
Nastia Liukin
45.
Mary Stuart wrote, 'My end is in my beginning.' It is easier to agree with her than to decide what is the beginning, and what is the end.
Patricia Wentworth
46.
I see myself as Rhoda, not Mary Tyler Moore.
Iris Murdoch
47.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.
Jeaniene Frost
49.
This is my first collaboration [with Mary Hamill] so I'm going to learn how it's going to work.
Chath Piersath
50.
In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.
Jon Stewart