Microwaves Quotes

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

I'm more like an oven than a microwave.

I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It's, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you've got something. Nobody's putting passion or any thought behind it anymore.

I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler.

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive.

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.