Montana Quotes

I just want the same thing Joe Montana got when he was MVP. He got respect. He got commercials. He got everything

I wanted to be a Disney Channel star! I wanted to be Hannah Montana.

The world is full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana.

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I think he supersedes Peyton Manning but let's not throw Tom Brady in the category with Joe Montana, who was 4-for-4. He's royalty.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

If there be no place for wild bison in all of Montana, then surely we have crossed a line between the Last Best Place and the the Once Best Place.

I’m in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection. But with Montana it is love. And it’s difficult to analyze love when you’re in it.

My occupation is an open question. I was once an assistant professor of mathematics. Since then, I have spent time living in the woods of Montana.

In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.

Miley would never have been Hannah Montana.

I found my first dinosaur bone when I was 6, growing up in Montana. Ever since then I've been interested in dinosaurs.

THE ALLURE OF Montana is like a commitment to a narcotic; you can never use it up or get enough of it. Its wilderness areas probably resemble the earth on the first day of creation.

I was Hannah Montana's mother ... Where did I go wrong?

Giving freaks a pass is the oldest tradition in Montana.

I want to someday be in the same position as John Elway, Joe Montana and Steve Young.

We can push Montana forward and we can do it with out raising taxes.

The rise and fall of Tony Montana, and what a way to go out.

Lawsuits - and frivolous lawsuits - are just sapping the life out of the people who perform the services and deliver the goods for the rest of the citizenry in the State of Montana.

I have great faith in the people of Montana; they can't be bought.

Oh, I'll never leave Montana, brother.

Somebody might say that they always wanted to be a fly-fishing guide in Montana and maybe they'll never get to do that but just by the virtue of having said it out loud, I think there's some power in that.

Is this really Butte, Montana, or just existential blues?

I would be happy living on a massive ranch in Montana and not seeing anyone except my friends and family.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.

Those crazies in Montana who say, 'We're going to kill ATF agents because the UN's going to take over' - well, they're beginning to have a case.

Those Montana Indians were so tough that white people were scared of them. Can you imagine a place where white people are scared of Indians and not the other way around? That's Montana.

Alaska and Montana are not in the south but they definitely form part of the crimson tide of red states where Republicans are dominant.

I had the chance to visit all 56 counties in Montana in my pickup. You can put Washington, D.C., in one corner of our state and put Chicago in the other corner, and that's the size of my congressional district.

When I was born, my father was a copper miner in Butte, Montana. It was a hard-core, blue-collar situation.

There were very few black people in Montana but we never felt out of place.

Lana says J.P. makes Matt Damon from the Bourne movies look like Oliver from Hannah Montana

My life in Montana is so diverse from my Hollywood life that it even feels odd for me to go from one life to the other.

I broke into acting doing Latino roles. I played a Latino casanova in 'The Winner' and a Latino character on 'Hannah Montana.'

Disney world is an armpit compared to Montana.

You have to be clear what your message is and what you're doing. I mean, Miley Cyrus is an amazing talent, and sometimes you kind of just want to say, 'We know you're not Hannah Montana anymore. We know that, my dear. My darling. Now, go be great.'

I'm sitting here watching Hannah Montana, so I'm not going to annihilate 4.3 million Pakistanis without hearing directly from someone whose authority I recognize!

Wyoming is good, but Montana is like heaven on earth.

When I was in Nashville, I went to our Macy's and went and tried on all the Hannah Montana stuff. Then I said, 'This is weird, I'm wearing my face.'

To Beatrice- My love flew like a butterfly Until death swooped down like a bat As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said: 'That's the end of that.

In parts of Montana, salt concentrations in soil water, have reached those double those of seawater.