Motels Quotes

I was hoping for it to be possibly a movie career as I still would like to see that happen. I enjoyed making 200 Motels and did try out for a few things when I lived in LA, but nothing ever happened. I'm still hoping though.

You think the two of us and a slummy motel make for a dangerous combination?

A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

I’m not going anywhere near a motel with you.

Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!