1.
I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.
Mr. Krabs
2.
It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.
Mr. Krabs
3.
What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.
Mr. Krabs
4.
If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.
Mr. Krabs
5.
A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.
Mr. Krabs
6.
A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.
Mr. Krabs
7.
Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.
Mr. Krabs
8.
I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
Mr. Krabs
9.
Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!
Mr. Krabs
10.
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
Mr. Krabs
11.
If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!
Mr. Krabs
12.
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.
Mr. Krabs
13.
Money is the ultimate source of joy.
Mr. Krabs
14.
I love this young people's music.
Mr. Krabs
15.
Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!
Mr. Krabs
16.
I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!
Mr. Krabs