Mum Quotes

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.

My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.

I think Mum's got a second cousin who's an accountant, but we never talk about him.

He nods. "My mum has one just the same and you have no idea how disturbing it is that it's turning me on.

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.

My mum told me that I have a gift, but it doesn't make me better than others

It's very nice having my mum as my agent. You know that she's always doing what's best for you.

Mum was the matriarch and the patriarch of the family.

My mum and dad had worked incredibly hard to afford me an education.

I love samosas filled with mincemeat. My mum makes really great ones.

My mum [who has breast cancer] is a fighter. I've got that from her, I know she's a fighter.

My mum gave up so much to have me, and now I want to repay her.

When I was growing up, I'd be in the choir. My mum was the organist in the church, so I'd sing in the church.

My mum has told me that I have to work with Antonio Banderas just so that she can meet him and try and marry him.

My mum always told me 95 per cent of success was partnering well.

My dad was a geologist and my mum was a nurse who directed amateur theatrics.

My mum has always said I am too hard on myself. But I have always been like that and it has always helped me. After matches I focus only on what I did wrong. Never what I did well.

I've got over so much. Mum wouldn't want anything to come into my life that would make me fragile again

I look completely like my mum. She's very foreign, very Jewish.

My mum is my beauty icon, because she represents what I think beauty is.

The only ones I trust really are my Mum and Dad and those who are closest to me.

My mum Mary was always a bright, confident and fiercely independent lady.

What's the ROI of your mum? You can't put a value on a relationship.

Mum and I were delighted to find out we were descended from 'bog-trotters.'

I'm a mum. Cooking is something I have to do. It's something I like to do.

For many Sudanese, it's for strength they choose to be Christian rather than Muslim. My mum was a Muslim but she became a Christian later.

We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us.

I wanted above all else not to be like my mum.

I was an accident - my mum was only 16 when she had me.

'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed

My sister died and my mum was really distant, as you do - you don't expect your offspring to die before you. I thought I was bulletproof up until that stage.

My mum always says work goes in waves: you have a good spell and then it dips.

I know exactly where I've come from, I know exactly who my mum and dad are.

My mum taught me to have a soul.

I felt different although my mum kept reminding me it was OK to be different.

I always assumed I'd be a terribly patient mum but it turns out I'm not!

Modeling is always something I've really admired because I've seen my mum and sister do it.

I want to make my mum's life and my life safe.

It wasn't through choice that I became a mum at 36. I wanted to be a young mum but things never worked out for me.

And anyway, it’s not as though I’ll never see Mum again, is it?

I really, really love being a mum and I absolutely love being a singer so I couldn't be happier.

I feel like a semi-single mum.

Well, my mum's been a tennis coach - she coached me till I was 12.

I told him to buy land, my mum says, they’re not making it anymore.

I'm just delighted that this woman I love can be a mum again.

My mum wants the best for me. And I like having my mum around me.

I don't feel I'm as good a mum as my mum was.

As my mum still candidly says, I was the runt of the litter.

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.” “Ian,” Bones drew out warningly. He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

No, no, no, no,no,' he gasped. 'You can't bring up your mum and dad while your hand is down there, Finke