1.
If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.
Dominic Monaghan
2.
My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.
Noel Fielding
3.
I think Mum's got a second cousin who's an accountant, but we never talk about him.
J. K. Rowling
4.
I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.
Jemaine Clement
5.
He nods. "My mum has one just the same and you have no idea how disturbing it is that it's turning me on.
Melina Marchetta
6.
My mum told me that I have a gift, but it doesn't make me better than others
Connie Talbot
7.
It's very nice having my mum as my agent. You know that she's always doing what's best for you.
Freddie Highmore
9.
I love samosas filled with mincemeat. My mum makes really great ones.
Zayn Malik
10.
Mum was the matriarch and the patriarch of the family.
Tony Scott
11.
My mum gave up so much to have me, and now I want to repay her.
Lauren Jackson
12.
When I was growing up, I'd be in the choir. My mum was the organist in the church, so I'd sing in the church.
Enya
13.
My mum has told me that I have to work with Antonio Banderas just so that she can meet him and try and marry him.
Kaya Scodelario
14.
My mum [who has breast cancer] is a fighter. I've got that from her, I know she's a fighter.
Naomi Campbell
15.
My mum has always said I am too hard on myself. But I have always been like that and it has always helped me. After matches I focus only on what I did wrong. Never what I did well.
Cesc Fabregas
16.
I've got over so much. Mum wouldn't want anything to come into my life that would make me fragile again
Tracey Emin
18.
My mum is my beauty icon, because she represents what I think beauty is.
Bar Refaeli
19.
The only ones I trust really are my Mum and Dad and those who are closest to me.
Katie Price
20.
My mum Mary was always a bright, confident and fiercely independent lady.
Kevin Whately
21.
What's the ROI of your mum? You can't put a value on a relationship.
Gary Vaynerchuk
22.
My mum always told me 95 per cent of success was partnering well.
Marc Anthony
24.
I'm a mum. Cooking is something I have to do. It's something I like to do.
Jourdan Dunn
25.
For many Sudanese, it's for strength they choose to be Christian rather than Muslim. My mum was a Muslim but she became a Christian later.
Emmanuel Jal
26.
We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us.
J. K. Rowling
28.
I was an accident - my mum was only 16 when she had me.
Bruce Dickinson
29.
Mum and I were delighted to find out we were descended from 'bog-trotters.'
Jasmine Guinness
30.
My sister died and my mum was really distant, as you do - you don't expect your offspring to die before you. I thought I was bulletproof up until that stage.
Max Walker
31.
My mum always says work goes in waves: you have a good spell and then it dips.
Nicholas Hoult
34.
I felt different although my mum kept reminding me it was OK to be different.
Lily Collins
35.
'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said, 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed
Josie Long
36.
As my mum still candidly says, I was the runt of the litter.
Nick Moran
37.
Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.” “Ian,” Bones drew out warningly. He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.
Jeaniene Frost
38.
No, no, no, no,no,' he gasped. 'You can't bring up your mum and dad while your hand is down there, Finke
Melina Marchetta
39.
My mum always told me, 'Have something to fall back on' and I never really listened.
Chuck Mosley
41.
I had a very strict upbringing with my dad and was very close to my mum, who was extremely loving.
Tori Amos
42.
Mum once told Dad that vices are only vices when looked at through the frame of society.
Maggie Stiefvater
44.
For me, being a mum has been a really, really instinctive thing.
Rachel Weisz
45.
I'd be the best mum ever. I would. I've got great training from my mum.
Kelly Osbourne
46.
My mum told me always to wear heels. If I'm not wearing heels, she says, 'What? You're in flats?' So whenever I see her, I make sure I have heels with me.
Julia Restoin Roitfeld
47.
As a working mum, it's really hard to find time in the day to just relax and take a break. I am constantly on the go.
Kirsty Gallacher
48.
My mum called me scatty because I could never sit still. But there was no sense I was suffering from a medical condition as such.
Rory Bremner
49.
My mum's parents were from Ireland, my dad's mum was American-Irish.
Dominic West
50.
Mum's a worrier, she looked after everybody apart from herself - I think it runs in the family.
Gail Porter