Murphy Quotes

Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.

I decided I'd never do a series again, but I was offered a pilot for a series through Eddy Murphy Productions, and that was the gig that got me Parker Lewis.

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.

Pansy," Murphy sneered. Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant.

I can't imagine Joe DiMaggio was a better all-around player than Dale Murphy.

I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy.

I was signed to a record label at the same time as my friend Elliot Murphy, who makes great records to this day.

Life is precious, fragile, fleeting - and Murphy's life was one of my favorites.

Girls was the first television show I got to be a part of, and that was here in New York. Getting to work with Lena Dunham, and to work with HBO and Judd Apatow, and then being a big fan of Ryan Murphy, I couldn't have asked for a better opportunity than this.

Where is your unit?" Murphy asked. I wiggled my eyebrows at her. "Right where it's always been, dollface.

I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.

My must-have hair products are Phyto silk spray and Kusco-Murphy setting lotion.