Murphy Quotes

Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.

I decided I'd never do a series again, but I was offered a pilot for a series through Eddy Murphy Productions, and that was the gig that got me Parker Lewis.

I can't imagine Joe DiMaggio was a better all-around player than Dale Murphy.

Pansy," Murphy sneered. Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk like that, Sergeant.

I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.

My must-have hair products are Phyto silk spray and Kusco-Murphy setting lotion.

I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy.

I was signed to a record label at the same time as my friend Elliot Murphy, who makes great records to this day.

Life is precious, fragile, fleeting - and Murphy's life was one of my favorites.

Girls was the first television show I got to be a part of, and that was here in New York. Getting to work with Lena Dunham, and to work with HBO and Judd Apatow, and then being a big fan of Ryan Murphy, I couldn't have asked for a better opportunity than this.

Where is your unit?" Murphy asked. I wiggled my eyebrows at her. "Right where it's always been, dollface.