Murphys Law Quotes

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

There are no answers, only cross references.

Government expands to absorb revenue - and then some.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

And I also trust that there's more than one way to do something.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

Nobody notices when things go right.

The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

[On social climbing:] Everything that goes up must come down.

I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger