1.
Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.
Agnes Allen
3.
Government expands to absorb revenue - and then some.
Tom Wicker
7.
And I also trust that there's more than one way to do something.
Dennis Muren
8.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Agnes Allen
9.
Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.
Louis Nizer
12.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger
Jill Shalvis
13.
The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.
Lane Kirkland
14.
[On social climbing:] Everything that goes up must come down.
Maxine Cheshire