1.
I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
Adam Levine
2.
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
Anthony Jeselnik
3.
I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me.
Manny Pacquiao
4.
More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times.
John McAfee
5.
My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.
Robbie Amell
7.
I've stayed good friends with most of my girlfriends.
Richard Gere
8.
When I'm falling, my girlfriends are my soft landing.
Anna Quindlen
9.
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
Johnny Knoxville
10.
I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same.
Felix Baumgartner
14.
I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard.
Jason Mraz