Obituary Quotes

So what if someone wrote your obituary... that doesn't mean you are obligated to die.

I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.

There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

It's like obituaries, when you die they finally give you good reviews.

It's not the loss of life that makes the death bitter -- it's the obituaries.

Metaphysics keeps surviving its obituaries.

What a writer's obituary should read - he wrote the books, then he died.