Old Lady Quotes

I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street.

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.

I won't quit to become someone's old lady.

I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ.

I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.

I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady.

...I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again.

She [ Elizabeth II] is, you know, "Do-what-you're-told, Lady". But in the Commonwealth, she is much more than just a figurehead.

I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady.

It felt like strappy sandals were looking really old lady-ish; really dated and not cool.

I don't want to die an old lady.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever.

There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.