Parking Quotes

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking.

When you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot.

Trust arrives on foot but leaves in a Ferrari The Ferrari screeched out of the parking lot in 2008.

The sermon begins in the parking lot.

No great city has ever been known for its abundant supply of parking.

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

If it's us", she whispered, "how come you get to decide?" When he didn't answer - couldn't answer - she turned and stared out the front window. As it turned out, they were still in the parking lot. They hadn't gotten anywhere at all.

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

Say no to parking lots!

A 7-11 parking lot beat down is how life is.

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

I waved to you outside but then I realized it was just one of those inflatable parking lot gorillas.