1.
If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truth needs an insistent repetition!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
If you have stumbled upon a fact, communicate it first to a bird! Every groundbreaking revelation requires persistent reiteration!
2.
Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist.
Thomas Carlyle
3.
Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
4.
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot
Mark Twain
6.
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.
Mark Twain
7.
Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.
Neil Innes
8.
I do not object to the phenomena, but I do object to the parrot.
Stella Gibbons
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I'm a parrot. I can pick up an accent and just do it.
Brion James
10.
You can't just rattle it off like a demented parrot.
Angie Sage
11.
I feel comfortable in Spanish, I chat like a parrot, but I don't have the confidence in Spanish that I do in English.
Sandra Cisneros
12.
A black-sharded lady keeps me in a parrot cage.
Sylvia Plath
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Man is said to be a rational creature; but should it not rather be said, that man is a creature capable of being rational, as we say a parrot is a creature capable of speech?
Fulke Greville, 1st Baron Brooke
15.
Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.
Gilbert Gottfried
16.
The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion
Bobby Gould
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If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me.
Gilbert Gottfried
18.
What are we promoting in society? Well-behaved automatons that spew back what they learned in a book. That's not science. You can get a parrot to do that.
Neil deGrasse Tyson