Patrick Star Quotes

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

A star on top will complete all the scenery!

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

You cannot stop the unstoppable

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!