Peanuts Quotes

Aint nuttin' but a peanut.

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Those big-shot writers ... could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow peanuts on my farm in Georgia.

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

But it makes an immigrant laugh to hear the fears of the nationalist, scared of infection, penetration, miscegenation, when this is small fry, peanuts, compared to what the immigrant fears - dissolution, disappearance.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.

They can boo me, yell at me, and throw peanuts at me, as long as they pay to get in.

Peanut butter is pâté for children.

Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start you can’t stop.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Without peanut butter, I might starve.

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

No more rhymes now I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?” “AAHH!

It isn't illegal to buy an artist's work for peanuts and sell it again at any price one can get. But it is an outrage!

Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.

I literally went from being unable to play my rent to being on a plane the next day, being paid peanuts.

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.

Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt for them. And when you find one, you savor it.

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

If you're from a certain generation, you basically learn to read with 'Peanuts.' It's sort of the template for the modern strip. Its influence ceased to be noticed because it's in everything.

In spite of the poor economy, almost 70 percent of Americans occasionally splurge on luxury items -- like a blanket on a plane, or a peanut.

Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure.