1.
Aint nuttin' but a peanut.
Ronnie Coleman
It's not much of anything.
3.
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
Dick Van Dyke
4.
Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.
Dana Gould
5.
I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl
Selena Gomez
7.
Those big-shot writers ... could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.
Mickey Spillane
8.
I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow peanuts on my farm in Georgia.
Jimmy Carter
11.
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.
Lisa Rinna
13.
But it makes an immigrant laugh to hear the fears of the nationalist, scared of infection, penetration, miscegenation, when this is small fry, peanuts, compared to what the immigrant fears - dissolution, disappearance.
Zadie Smith
15.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Charles M. Schulz
16.
They can boo me, yell at me, and throw peanuts at me, as long as they pay to get in.
Muhammad Ali
17.
I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
Dana Gould
19.
I had peanut butter once. It was awful.
Grumpy Cat
20.
Without peanut butter, I might starve.
Judy Blume
21.
Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start you can’t stop.
Andy Warhol
22.
I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.
Dana Gould
23.
Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.
Ruta Sepetys
24.
No more rhymes now I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?” “AAHH!
William Goldman
25.
It isn't illegal to buy an artist's work for peanuts and sell it again at any price one can get. But it is an outrage!
Murray Leinster
26.
Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.
Rick Riordan
27.
I literally went from being unable to play my rent to being on a plane the next day, being paid peanuts.
Johnny Depp
28.
Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.
Diana Vreeland
29.
Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
Stephan Pastis
30.
Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt for them. And when you find one, you savor it.
Mark R. Woodward
31.
If you're from a certain generation, you basically learn to read with 'Peanuts.' It's sort of the template for the modern strip. Its influence ceased to be noticed because it's in everything.
Stephan Pastis
32.
Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.
Patricia Briggs
33.
In spite of the poor economy, almost 70 percent of Americans occasionally splurge on luxury items -- like a blanket on a plane, or a peanut.
Jay Leno
34.
Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure.
Nicholas Sparks
35.
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.
Mike Myers
36.
I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
Jim Gaffigan
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Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
Frank Zappa