Pistols Quotes

I'm bad for your health, like puttin' a pistol up to your face and blastin' yourself.

When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my pistol.

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

I discovered the Clash, the Pistols, obviously the Ramones, Blondie.

If somebody says, "I love you," to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? "I love you, too."

Lose the chrome-plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock.

It is a strange trade that of advocacy. Your intellect, your highest heavenly gift is hung up in the shop window like a loaded pistol for sale.

American audiences are just the same as any other audiences. Except a bit more boring.

The simplest Surrealist act consists of dashing down into the street, pistol in hand, and firing blindly, as fast as you can pull the trigger, into the crowd.

Words are loaded pistols.

A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.

SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT

You can't see a pistol bullet and you can't see a M14 bullet. One is traveling at 800 feet per second, the other is traveling at 4000, where you get to the point that you can't see it, that much faster than something you can't see is not physiologically interesting to you.

What do you do with all this bank, Josie? Be a lot easier if you just lifted your skirt.” “The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull out my pistol and plug you in the head.

You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub.

A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.

An English traveller relates how he lived upon intimate terms with a tiger; he had reared it and used to play with it, but always kept a loaded pistol on the table.

We don't point a pistol at our own forehead. That is not the way to conduct negotiations.

If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

I never intended for the Sex Pistols to be immeasurably successful.

Whenever I go and see the Führer, I've got a loaded pistol in my pocket.

I’m still secretly a bit of a punk. Love The Clash and a bit of the Pistols. I guess as I’ve got older I’ve chilled out a bit. But, my teenage angst is still stirring somewhere!

I've always said, I thought the Sex Pistols was more Music Hall than anything else - because I think that really, more truths are said in humour than any other form.

They say pu$$y and paper is poetry power and pistols.

Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

Well, I thought the Sex Pistols were the cream of the crop. They came in and topped everybody, for sure. They took all the existing strands and made a perfect package out of them.

If he was silent I could be silent too. Indeed, I could very well do with a little rest in this subdued, frightened-to-death rocking chair, before I drove to wherever the beast's lair was - and then pulled the pistol's foreskin back, and then enjoyed the orgasm of the crushed trigger.

Moses and the crooked snake... that turned into a stuck, that was actually a disintegrator pistol.

The Pistols were like my work of art. They were my canvas.

We have too many intellectuals who are afraid to use the pistol of common sense

I always felt there was kind of a millennial aspect to The Sex Pistols.

Chris Lloyd came out of the dressing room like a pistol.

No one ever sounded like The Slits or looked like them, no matter how many people tried it, or were influenced by it. It's impossible. You can't recreate that. There will never be another Sex Pistols. There will never be another Clash.

Nothing contemporary is as extreme or as strongly stated as what the Sex Pistols were able to do in their time.

If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there.

We're Sex Pistols, we ain't fake.

I've used too many pistols in too many movies. They're kind of heavy to carry.

If you held a pistol at my head, I couldn't tell you who they're going to vote for Best Actor.

I never pulled a loaded pistol on anybody, but it got around that I did. It got turned into lore. It's a myth. There's so much bad gun stuff.

I'm not going to accept your challenge. There will be no duel." "Why not? Because I'm a woman?" "No, because I've seen the way you spinsters handle a pistol. You'd shoot me dead where I stood.

All you need to know about Arafat was that he insisted on wearing a pistol when he addressed the UN General Assembly. And all you need to know about the UN, I suppose, is that they let him.

There was a thing during those times in the '80s where it was like Sex Pistols then Nirvana and nothing in between.

We haven’t met… I’m Kori Daniels. If you don’t get that gun out of my face, I’m gonna take it, then I’m gonna break your jaw so I can unhinge it and shove your pistol down your throat. That way the bullet goes through the long way.

As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.

One who brandishes a pistol must be prepared to shoot.

Idiotic reply, June. Why don't you punch him in the face while you're at it. I turn even more flustered when I remember that I have actually pistol-whipped him in the face before. Romantic

It ought to have gangsters, and aeroplanes and a lot of automatic pistols.

Thrusted light is worse than presented pistols.

He says his aim is poetry. One does not aim at poetry with pistols. At poets, perhaps.

But he is tired. He puts the pistol to his head again. He says, “I never asked to be born in the first place.