1.
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.
Emo Philips
2.
I still can't believe that some pseudocritics continue to accuse me of having murdered tango. They have it backward. They should look at me as the saviour of tango. I performed plastic surgery on it.
Astor Piazzolla
3.
God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.
Kirstie Alley
4.
If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private mask.
Frances Conroy
5.
Furniture manufacturing in plastics requires very costly machinery, which the Danish market is not big enough to justify. Or so they say. But show me a plastics manufacturer who dares to take on the experiment
Arne Jacobsen
6.
I am merely a conduit, a kind of big hairy tool. I am just a plastic funnel connected to a Moog.
Vangelis
7.
Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.
Tia Carrere
8.
I don't want plastic surgery or fillers or Botox.
Sofia Vergara
9.
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
Joan Rivers
10.
I've had a little plastic surgery. I've had a little lipo. I've had a little Botox. And you know what? None of it works. None of it.
Jamie Lee Curtis
11.
I've always loved plastics and rubber, and it's such a specifically unique material that you have to have the manufacturing abilities to make it.
Jeremy Scott
12.
My thinking about plastic surgery is this. I haven't had it, but never say never. Because when you do, you are definitely going to go there.
Diane Keaton
13.
I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious.
Amy Lee
15.
I believe if somebody chooses plastic surgery it should be for themselves, not for anyone else.
Ashlee Simpson
16.
In a dung heap, even a plastic bead can gleam like a sapphire.
Stephen Fry
17.
I love realism. I don't like plastics. Deep down inside we're all the same.
Michael Jackson
19.
English has more flexibility. It's a very plastic, very shapeable, very expressive language. In that sense it feels quite natural.
Ha Jin
20.
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
Dolly Parton
21.
It's tricky to say 'never,' but I will never have plastic surgery.
Lili Taylor
22.
the metabolism of a consumer society requires it continually to eat and excrete, every day throwing itself away in plastic bags.
Shana Alexander
23.
She understood. They were plastic flowers of words—but they looked nice on the surface.
Anne Ursu
24.
Everything affects my poetry, every day something happens that changes me forever. I’m susceptible and plastic, thin-skinned and moody.
Richard Siken
25.
Plastic bags are bad and for the most part unnecessary.
David Suzuki
26.
Everything in Los Angeles is too large, too loud and usually banal in concept… The plastic asshole of the world.
William Faulkner
27.
I can always tell when people have had plastic surgery.
Sheryl Crow
28.
I thought my nose was too prominent so I had this corrected via plastic surgery in 1959.
Marie Windsor
29.
A plastic man really, actually no man at all.
Duane Thomas
30.
We affirm depth as the only pictorial and plastic form of space.
Naum Gabo
31.
I have never had plastic surgery, and there are many pop singers who have.
Lady Gaga
33.
You dont need money, or plastic surgery to be a star
Lady G
35.
Of course there must be the urge, the indefinable longing to get something through into terms of plastic presentation, but results are nearly always unpredictable.
Lawren Harris
36.
A well-off plastic surgeon can suffer just as much as an Irish lad who has been abused or whatever.
William Nicholson
37.
I'm afraid to start plastic surgery. And my breasts are so versatile now, I can wear them down, up, and side to side.
Cybill Shepherd
38.
Everyone has a view of what’s pretty and what’s not pretty, and [plastic surgery] just doesn’t look pretty to me.
Heidi Klum
39.
Instead of plastic surgery, I'd rather have a height enhancement surgery.
L.Joe
40.
Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet.
Craig Kilborn
41.
Every man is a plastic artist who must determine things for himself.
Joseph Beuys
42.
Actually, I'm probably 99-and-a-half percent plastic now.
Jason Wu
43.
My music was called plastic, antiseptic, placid.
Patti Page
44.
It's hard to get everybody to recycle paper and plastic, let alone.
Richard Karn
45.
Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.
Craig Ferguson
46.
Who was that fatman buried in your place? Just another imitator, plastic surgeons did his face.
Loudon Wainwright III
47.
People who put slipcovers, doilies, plastic protectors, and cellophane on everything good that they own rarely live to see an occasion so good that all these covers are removed.
Judith Martin
49.
If you've got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don't work as well.
Bill Watterson
50.
Chasing dragons with plastic swords, Jack Off Jimmy everybody wants more.
Sheryl Crow