Policemen Quotes

Sinners cannot find God for the same reason that criminals cannot find a policeman: They aren't looking!

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

You have the right not to be killed, unless it was done by a policeman or an aristocrat.

The police are the public and the public are the police.

There is something wrong with a work of art if it can be understood by a policeman.

Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.

Policeman are soldiers who act alone; soldiers are policeman who act in unison.

Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.

There's only so much you can do with a male voice in dance music.

A policeman's lot is not a happy one

One has to multiply thoughts to the point where there aren't enough policemen to control them

Gentlemen, let's get the thing straight once and for all. The policeman isn't there to create disorder. The policeman is there to preserve disorder.

I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.

What you do as a policeman might be the right thing to do, but it's not entertaining. I left that behind me.

It doesn't make any sense. If the SIM are policemen, secret or not, shouldn't we trust them instead of being afraid of them?

Whenever I have that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.

Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.

I always seemed to fall in love with policemen.

You'd never have a motorcycle policeman out on the Indian reservation.

Listen, Dundy, it's been a long time since I burst into tears because a policeman didn't like me.

When policemen go to prison in England, they have as bad a time as a pedophile.

The criminal classes are so close to us that even the policemen can see them.

We cannot continue to be a policeman for the rest of the world.

I was never a wet-eyed, passionate writer; I was always a policeman.

I don't have a problem with drugs, I have a problem with policemen.