1.
Sinners cannot find God for the same reason that criminals cannot find a policeman: They aren't looking!
Billy Sunday
2.
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
Brendan Behan
3.
You have the right not to be killed, unless it was done by a policeman or an aristocrat.
Joe Strummer
4.
The police are the public and the public are the police.
Robert Peel
5.
There is something wrong with a work of art if it can be understood by a policeman.
Patrick Kavanagh
6.
Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.
Joe Orton
7.
Policeman are soldiers who act alone; soldiers are policeman who act in unison.
Herbert Spencer
8.
Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.
Phyllis Diller
10.
There's only so much you can do with a male voice in dance music.
Calvin Harris
11.
One has to multiply thoughts to the point where there aren't enough policemen to control them
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
12.
Gentlemen, let's get the thing straight once and for all. The policeman isn't there to create disorder. The policeman is there to preserve disorder.
Richard J. Daley
13.
What you do as a policeman might be the right thing to do, but it's not entertaining. I left that behind me.
Dennis Farina
14.
It doesn't make any sense. If the SIM are policemen, secret or not, shouldn't we trust them instead of being afraid of them?
Julia Alvarez
15.
Whenever I have that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.
P. G. Wodehouse
16.
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
W. Somerset Maugham
17.
I always seemed to fall in love with policemen.
Cynthia Payne
19.
You'd never have a motorcycle policeman out on the Indian reservation.
Alex Cox
20.
Listen, Dundy, it's been a long time since I burst into tears because a policeman didn't like me.
Dashiell Hammett
21.
The criminal classes are so close to us that even the policemen can see them.
Oscar Wilde
22.
We cannot continue to be a policeman for the rest of the world.
Donald Trump
23.
I was never a wet-eyed, passionate writer; I was always a policeman.
Joseph Wambaugh
24.
I don't have a problem with drugs, I have a problem with policemen.
Keith Richards
25.
When policemen go to prison in England, they have as bad a time as a pedophile.
Martin Amis