Professors Quotes

Nothing exposes religion more to the reproach of its enemies than the worldliness and half-heartedness of the professors of it.

Atheism is so senseless and odious to mankind that it never had many professors.

I was taught by professors who had done their schooling in the 1930s. Most of them were scornful of, even hated, big business.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.

Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.

As a teacher, my strategy is to encourage questioning. I'm the least authoritarian professor you'll ever meet.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

Imprisoned professors taught imprisoned students free theology.

With my early work I got eviscerated by my male professors, and so you learned to disguise your impulses, as many women have done. And thats definitely changed.

Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors, who when their turn comes will manufacture professors.

If you don't feel the blues, then you're not listening. Then you're just a professor or something.

Professors of classics - not even a professor of English - professors of classics, they're something sacred; it's almost like being a priest.

(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.

My dad is a doctor, a professor of psychiatry, and my mum is a psychotherapist.

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

Well, sir, if things are real, they’re there all the time." "Are they?" said the Professor; and Peter did not quite know what to say.

Many professors are Marxists or other varieties of radicals who hate America.

I asked an 85 year old professor, 'What makes you cry?' He said, 'Whenever I see or hear the truth.'

I never much cared for politics. I love policy, and I love international policy in particular. I got to be Secretary of State; it really doesn't get much better than that. I love what I do. I love being a professor.

I'm a minister, and I serve as a minister in addition to being a university professor.

I am my own Universe, I my own Professor.

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

Were I wrong, one professor would have been enough.

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics.

He's a great - he's a great professor. He retired recently, but.But Peter Halley as well.

Ex-Professor Moriarty of mathematical celebrity... is the Napoleon of crime, Watson.

I—I didn't think—" "That," said Professor McGonagall, "is obvious.

The referee said it was not acceptable, but the Press considered they could not refuse to publish a book by a professor of the university.

Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.

I know that I will go to my grave as Professor Sprout, whatever else I’ve done.

It was always assumed I would be a professor. I grew up thinking it.

One of my professors said to me once, "Any god that can be killed off will be killed, but if I can shake up your faith in your god, it means you already don't have much of a god."

Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?

I shall always be a flower girl to Professor Higgins, because he always treats me as a flower girl, and always will; but I know I can be a lady to you, because you always treat me as a lady, and always will.

With sixty professors there are roughly eighteen hundred pairs of professors. Out of that many pairs it was not surprising that there were some whose members did not like one another.

A practitioner in panegyric, or, to speak more plainly, a professor of the art of puffing.

Professor Snape was forcing them to research antidotes. They took this one seriously, as he had hinted that he might be poisoning one of them before Christmas to see if their antidote worked.

There are nowadays professors of philosophy, but not philosophers

Philosophers write for professors; thinkers for writers.

At Harvard, I got to meet and have dinner with Jamaica Kincaid. Just to have conversations with professors was absolutely amazing.

After all manner of professors have done their best for us, the place we are to get knowledge is in books.

And I went off to Stanford, I was pretty young and pretty naive. And I had a professor I really loved, who was himself a lawyer.

I have been a Professor Emeritus since 1958, and have continued my scientific studies.

Princeton is quite integrated. Women are professors at Princeton. Women are students at Princeton. That began in the 1970s.

I am a professor who writes novels on Sundays

Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.

Professor,” Harry gasped. “Your bird — I couldn’t do anything — he just caught fire —

If you would learn a thing, straightway declare yourself a professor of it!

Freshly minted Ph.Ds typically teach the way their favorite professors taught.