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Nothing exposes religion more to the reproach of its enemies than the worldliness and half-heartedness of the professors of it.
Matthew Henry
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Atheism is so senseless and odious to mankind that it never had many professors.
Isaac Newton
3.
I was taught by professors who had done their schooling in the 1930s. Most of them were scornful of, even hated, big business.
Stephen Ambrose
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I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
Judy Tenuta
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Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.
Donald Sadoway
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I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor
Tucker Max
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As a teacher, my strategy is to encourage questioning. I'm the least authoritarian professor you'll ever meet.
Niall Ferguson
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If you don't feel the blues, then you're not listening. Then you're just a professor or something.
Brother Ali
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Imprisoned professors taught imprisoned students free theology.
Jürgen Moltmann
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With my early work I got eviscerated by my male professors, and so you learned to disguise your impulses, as many women have done. And thats definitely changed.
Judy Chicago
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Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors, who when their turn comes will manufacture professors.
Simone Veil
12.
(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.
Jerry Lewis
13.
My dad is a doctor, a professor of psychiatry, and my mum is a psychotherapist.
Ben Barnes
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Professors of classics - not even a professor of English - professors of classics, they're something sacred; it's almost like being a priest.
Erich Segal
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Well, sir, if things are real, they’re there all the time." "Are they?" said the Professor; and Peter did not quite know what to say.
C. S. Lewis
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Many professors are Marxists or other varieties of radicals who hate America.
Phyllis Schlafly
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A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
H. L. Mencken
18.
I never much cared for politics. I love policy, and I love international policy in particular. I got to be Secretary of State; it really doesn't get much better than that. I love what I do. I love being a professor.
Condoleezza Rice
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I'm a minister, and I serve as a minister in addition to being a university professor.
Tony Campolo
21.
I asked an 85 year old professor, 'What makes you cry?' He said, 'Whenever I see or hear the truth.'
William Sloane Coffin
22.
I—I didn't think—" "That," said Professor McGonagall, "is obvious.
J. K. Rowling
23.
The referee said it was not acceptable, but the Press considered they could not refuse to publish a book by a professor of the university.
John Edensor Littlewood
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Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.
Hal Boyle
25.
I know that I will go to my grave as Professor Sprout, whatever else I’ve done.
Miriam Margolyes
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I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.
Mike Judge
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Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.
Stephen Fry
29.
Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics.
J. K. Rowling
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He's a great - he's a great professor. He retired recently, but.But Peter Halley as well.
Kehinde Wiley
31.
Ex-Professor Moriarty of mathematical celebrity... is the Napoleon of crime, Watson.
Arthur Conan Doyle
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It was always assumed I would be a professor. I grew up thinking it.
Daniel Kahneman
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One of my professors said to me once, "Any god that can be killed off will be killed, but if I can shake up your faith in your god, it means you already don't have much of a god."
John Shelby Spong
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I shall always be a flower girl to Professor Higgins, because he always treats me as a flower girl, and always will; but I know I can be a lady to you, because you always treat me as a lady, and always will.
George Bernard Shaw
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With sixty professors there are roughly eighteen hundred pairs of professors. Out of that many pairs it was not surprising that there were some whose members did not like one another.
Stanislaw Ulam
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Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?
Richard Russo
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I will not descend among professors and capitalists.
Walt Whitman
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I guess if I weren't an actor, I'd be a history professor
Tom Berenger
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One thing I point out is, a lot of people tooting the horn of amateurism, actually, these people were professionals. Some are professors who are employed full time. Others are marketers or business consultants.
Astra Taylor
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I didn't know there was a dying-professor section at the bookstore.
Randy Pausch
42.
Politics is not a science, as the professors are apt to suppose. It is an art.
Otto von Bismarck
44.
I remained associated with the Technische Universitat Munchen, where I became Professor in 1976.
Robert Huber
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What is the professor's function? To pass on to numskulls a body of so-called knowledge that is fragmentary, unimportant, and largely untrue.
H. L. Mencken
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It's generally sort of sociologically observed that the better educated people are, the more liberal they tend to be, which would suggest that professors are going to be more liberal than the general public.
Louis Menand
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I'm like a mad professor, but without the spiky hair.
Willard Wigan
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And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle - Flint alongside her - poke him in the eye, Angelina - it was a joke, professor, it was a joke.
J. K. Rowling
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...even professors of economics, to say nothing of the public, do not generally have scientific minds.
Frank Knight
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Abyss-mongering makes professors and poets feel daring.
Mason Cooley