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Nothing exposes religion more to the reproach of its enemies than the worldliness and half-heartedness of the professors of it.
Matthew Henry
2.
Atheism is so senseless and odious to mankind that it never had many professors.
Isaac Newton
3.
I was taught by professors who had done their schooling in the 1930s. Most of them were scornful of, even hated, big business.
Stephen Ambrose
4.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
Judy Tenuta
5.
Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.
Donald Sadoway
6.
I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor
Tucker Max
7.
As a teacher, my strategy is to encourage questioning. I'm the least authoritarian professor you'll ever meet.
Niall Ferguson
8.
If you don't feel the blues, then you're not listening. Then you're just a professor or something.
Brother Ali
9.
Imprisoned professors taught imprisoned students free theology.
Jürgen Moltmann
10.
With my early work I got eviscerated by my male professors, and so you learned to disguise your impulses, as many women have done. And thats definitely changed.
Judy Chicago
11.
Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors, who when their turn comes will manufacture professors.
Simone Veil
12.
Professors of classics - not even a professor of English - professors of classics, they're something sacred; it's almost like being a priest.
Erich Segal
13.
(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.
Jerry Lewis
14.
My dad is a doctor, a professor of psychiatry, and my mum is a psychotherapist.
Ben Barnes
15.
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
H. L. Mencken
16.
Well, sir, if things are real, they’re there all the time." "Are they?" said the Professor; and Peter did not quite know what to say.
C. S. Lewis
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Many professors are Marxists or other varieties of radicals who hate America.
Phyllis Schlafly
18.
I asked an 85 year old professor, 'What makes you cry?' He said, 'Whenever I see or hear the truth.'
William Sloane Coffin
19.
I never much cared for politics. I love policy, and I love international policy in particular. I got to be Secretary of State; it really doesn't get much better than that. I love what I do. I love being a professor.
Condoleezza Rice
20.
I'm a minister, and I serve as a minister in addition to being a university professor.
Tony Campolo
22.
Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.
Hal Boyle
23.
I know that I will go to my grave as Professor Sprout, whatever else I’ve done.
Miriam Margolyes
24.
I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.
Mike Judge
26.
Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.
Stephen Fry
27.
Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics.
J. K. Rowling
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He's a great - he's a great professor. He retired recently, but.But Peter Halley as well.
Kehinde Wiley
29.
Ex-Professor Moriarty of mathematical celebrity... is the Napoleon of crime, Watson.
Arthur Conan Doyle
30.
I—I didn't think—" "That," said Professor McGonagall, "is obvious.
J. K. Rowling
31.
The referee said it was not acceptable, but the Press considered they could not refuse to publish a book by a professor of the university.
John Edensor Littlewood
32.
One of my professors said to me once, "Any god that can be killed off will be killed, but if I can shake up your faith in your god, it means you already don't have much of a god."
John Shelby Spong
33.
It was always assumed I would be a professor. I grew up thinking it.
Daniel Kahneman
34.
With sixty professors there are roughly eighteen hundred pairs of professors. Out of that many pairs it was not surprising that there were some whose members did not like one another.
Stanislaw Ulam
35.
Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?
Richard Russo
36.
I shall always be a flower girl to Professor Higgins, because he always treats me as a flower girl, and always will; but I know I can be a lady to you, because you always treat me as a lady, and always will.
George Bernard Shaw
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Being appointed Elder Professor meant very much taking over the shop, in that the professor in those days controlled all the moneys.
John Henry Carver
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One of the good things about the profession of being a professor, is that you also have time to do what interests you and what you care about or what you're good at.
Louis Menand
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I don't believe in firing professors. They have academic freedom.
Alan Dershowitz
40.
I'm afraid," Professor Piper said, "afraid that you're never going to discover what you're truly capable of. That you won't get to see-that I won't get to see-any of the wonder that's inside of you.
Rainbow Rowell
41.
The first famous winemaking consultant was the late professor Emile Peynaud, who reigned over Bordeaux throughout the 1940s, 50s, 60s and 70s.
Robert M. Parker, Jr.
42.
I come from a family where my father is a filmmaker and professor of film.
Derek Magyar
43.
I could get a better education interviewing John Steinbeck than talking to an English professor about novels.
William Safire
45.
What do you think I'm a professor of? The little finger? (On offers of honorary doctorates.)
Henri Cartier-Bresson
46.
I have a tremendous respect for Professor [Frank Moore] Cross.
Elie Wiesel
47.
My dad's a pastor and a seminary professor, my mom, she has such great faith.
Allyson Felix
49.
I'm still an English professor at Rice University here in Houston. They've been very generous in letting me on a very long leash to just work on 'The Passage' and its sequels.
Justin Cronin
50.
You must treat the days respectfully, you must be a day yourself, and not interrogate it like a college professor.
Ralph Waldo Emerson