Professors Quotes

Nothing exposes religion more to the reproach of its enemies than the worldliness and half-heartedness of the professors of it.

Atheism is so senseless and odious to mankind that it never had many professors.

I was taught by professors who had done their schooling in the 1930s. Most of them were scornful of, even hated, big business.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.

Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

As a teacher, my strategy is to encourage questioning. I'm the least authoritarian professor you'll ever meet.

With my early work I got eviscerated by my male professors, and so you learned to disguise your impulses, as many women have done. And thats definitely changed.

Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors, who when their turn comes will manufacture professors.

If you don't feel the blues, then you're not listening. Then you're just a professor or something.

Imprisoned professors taught imprisoned students free theology.

Professors of classics - not even a professor of English - professors of classics, they're something sacred; it's almost like being a priest.

(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.

My dad is a doctor, a professor of psychiatry, and my mum is a psychotherapist.

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

Well, sir, if things are real, they’re there all the time." "Are they?" said the Professor; and Peter did not quite know what to say.

Many professors are Marxists or other varieties of radicals who hate America.

I never much cared for politics. I love policy, and I love international policy in particular. I got to be Secretary of State; it really doesn't get much better than that. I love what I do. I love being a professor.

I'm a minister, and I serve as a minister in addition to being a university professor.

I am my own Universe, I my own Professor.

I asked an 85 year old professor, 'What makes you cry?' He said, 'Whenever I see or hear the truth.'

Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics.

He's a great - he's a great professor. He retired recently, but.But Peter Halley as well.

Ex-Professor Moriarty of mathematical celebrity... is the Napoleon of crime, Watson.

I—I didn't think—" "That," said Professor McGonagall, "is obvious.

The referee said it was not acceptable, but the Press considered they could not refuse to publish a book by a professor of the university.

Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.

I know that I will go to my grave as Professor Sprout, whatever else I’ve done.

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

Were I wrong, one professor would have been enough.

It was always assumed I would be a professor. I grew up thinking it.

One of my professors said to me once, "Any god that can be killed off will be killed, but if I can shake up your faith in your god, it means you already don't have much of a god."

I shall always be a flower girl to Professor Higgins, because he always treats me as a flower girl, and always will; but I know I can be a lady to you, because you always treat me as a lady, and always will.

With sixty professors there are roughly eighteen hundred pairs of professors. Out of that many pairs it was not surprising that there were some whose members did not like one another.

Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?

Some full professors could more accurately be described as empty professors.

Antiquity was perhaps created to provide professors with their bread and butter.

What is a Professor of Poetry? How can poetry be professed?

I am what is called a professor emeritus—from the Latin e, 'out,' and meritus, 'so he ought to be.

My mind is just as open as it ever was, professor. But it's a scientific mind, and there's no place in it for superstitions.

Carl Becker has defined a professor as a man who thinks otherwise; a scholar is a man who otherwise thinks.

Any effect, constant, theorem or equation named after Professor X was first discovered by Professor Y , for some value of Y not equal to X.

I've learned so much from my professors and have been fortunate to have had so many good ones, including Frederick and Steven Barthelme, Edward Carey, Jim Magnuson, and Elizabeth McCracken.

Hugo is a raven,and, as such he knows many things. I, meanwhile, am Hodge Starkweathe, a professor of history, as such, I do not know nearly enough.

There are abundantly more English professors in the world than there are authors.

I will not descend among professors and capitalists.

I guess if I weren't an actor, I'd be a history professor

One thing I point out is, a lot of people tooting the horn of amateurism, actually, these people were professionals. Some are professors who are employed full time. Others are marketers or business consultants.

I didn't know there was a dying-professor section at the bookstore.