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Professors Quotes

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Nothing exposes religion more to the reproach of its enemies than the worldliness and half-heartedness of the professors of it.
Matthew Henry

Authors on Professors Quotes: J. K. Rowling Thomas Carlyle Louis Menand H. L. Mencken Stephen Leacock Matthew Henry Austin Grossman John Barth Phyllis Schlafly Richard Russo Theodore Roosevelt Rainbow Rowell Jules de Goncourt Alan Dershowitz Kehinde Wiley Stephen Ambrose William Safire Judy Chicago Derek Magyar Garrett Fort Richard Brinsley Sheridan Mary J. Miller Allyson Felix John C. Baez Elie Wiesel Ralph Waldo Emerson Jerry Lewis Brother Ali George Bernard Shaw Stephen Fry William Sloane Coffin Judy Tenuta Donald Sadoway
2.
Atheism is so senseless and odious to mankind that it never had many professors.
Isaac Newton

3.
I was taught by professors who had done their schooling in the 1930s. Most of them were scornful of, even hated, big business.
Stephen Ambrose

4.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
Judy Tenuta

5.
Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.
Donald Sadoway

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I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor
Tucker Max

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As a teacher, my strategy is to encourage questioning. I'm the least authoritarian professor you'll ever meet.
Niall Ferguson

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Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors, who when their turn comes will manufacture professors.
Simone Veil

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If you don't feel the blues, then you're not listening. Then you're just a professor or something.
Brother Ali

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Imprisoned professors taught imprisoned students free theology.
Jürgen Moltmann

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With my early work I got eviscerated by my male professors, and so you learned to disguise your impulses, as many women have done. And thats definitely changed.
Judy Chicago

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(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.
Jerry Lewis

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My dad is a doctor, a professor of psychiatry, and my mum is a psychotherapist.
Ben Barnes

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Professors of classics - not even a professor of English - professors of classics, they're something sacred; it's almost like being a priest.
Erich Segal

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A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
H. L. Mencken

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Well, sir, if things are real, they’re there all the time." "Are they?" said the Professor; and Peter did not quite know what to say.
C. S. Lewis

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Many professors are Marxists or other varieties of radicals who hate America.
Phyllis Schlafly

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I never much cared for politics. I love policy, and I love international policy in particular. I got to be Secretary of State; it really doesn't get much better than that. I love what I do. I love being a professor.
Condoleezza Rice

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I'm a minister, and I serve as a minister in addition to being a university professor.
Tony Campolo

20.
I am my own Universe, I my own Professor.
Sylvia Ashton-Warner

21.
I asked an 85 year old professor, 'What makes you cry?' He said, 'Whenever I see or hear the truth.'
William Sloane Coffin

22.
I—I didn't think—" "That," said Professor McGonagall, "is obvious.
J. K. Rowling

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The referee said it was not acceptable, but the Press considered they could not refuse to publish a book by a professor of the university.
John Edensor Littlewood

24.
Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.
Hal Boyle

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I know that I will go to my grave as Professor Sprout, whatever else I’ve done.
Miriam Margolyes

26.
I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.
Mike Judge

27.
Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.
Stephen Fry

28.
Were I wrong, one professor would have been enough.
Albert Einstein

29.
Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics.
J. K. Rowling

30.
He's a great - he's a great professor. He retired recently, but.But Peter Halley as well.
Kehinde Wiley

31.
Ex-Professor Moriarty of mathematical celebrity... is the Napoleon of crime, Watson.
Arthur Conan Doyle

32.
It was always assumed I would be a professor. I grew up thinking it.
Daniel Kahneman

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One of my professors said to me once, "Any god that can be killed off will be killed, but if I can shake up your faith in your god, it means you already don't have much of a god."
John Shelby Spong

34.
I shall always be a flower girl to Professor Higgins, because he always treats me as a flower girl, and always will; but I know I can be a lady to you, because you always treat me as a lady, and always will.
George Bernard Shaw

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With sixty professors there are roughly eighteen hundred pairs of professors. Out of that many pairs it was not surprising that there were some whose members did not like one another.
Stanislaw Ulam

36.
Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?
Richard Russo

37.
Any effect, constant, theorem or equation named after Professor X was first discovered by Professor Y , for some value of Y not equal to X.
John C. Baez

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I've learned so much from my professors and have been fortunate to have had so many good ones, including Frederick and Steven Barthelme, Edward Carey, Jim Magnuson, and Elizabeth McCracken.
Mary J. Miller

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Hugo is a raven,and, as such he knows many things. I, meanwhile, am Hodge Starkweathe, a professor of history, as such, I do not know nearly enough.
Cassandra Clare

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There are abundantly more English professors in the world than there are authors.
Vanna Bonta

41.
I will not descend among professors and capitalists.
Walt Whitman

42.
I guess if I weren't an actor, I'd be a history professor
Tom Berenger

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Politics is not a science, as the professors are apt to suppose. It is an art.
Otto von Bismarck

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One thing I point out is, a lot of people tooting the horn of amateurism, actually, these people were professionals. Some are professors who are employed full time. Others are marketers or business consultants.
Astra Taylor

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I didn't know there was a dying-professor section at the bookstore.
Randy Pausch

46.
Professors of theory merely hold post-mortems.
Stephen Leacock

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It's generally sort of sociologically observed that the better educated people are, the more liberal they tend to be, which would suggest that professors are going to be more liberal than the general public.
Louis Menand

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I want to be an activist professor.
Tariq Ramadan

49.
I remained associated with the Technische Universitat Munchen, where I became Professor in 1976.
Robert Huber

50.
What is the professor's function? To pass on to numskulls a body of so-called knowledge that is fragmentary, unimportant, and largely untrue.
H. L. Mencken