1.
The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future.
Gabe Newell
2.
The messiness cannot go into the program; it piles up around the programmer.
Ellen Ullman
3.
To be a programmer is to develop a carefully managed relationship with error. There's no getting around it. You either make your accomodations with failure, or the work will become intolerable.
Ellen Ullman
4.
The system metaphor is a story that everyone--customers, programmers, and managers--can tell about how the system works.
Kent Beck
6.
C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
Alan Perlis
8.
The effective exploitation of his powers of abstraction must be regarded as one of the most vital activities of a competent programmer.
Edsger Dijkstra
9.
Man is programmed to find the programmer.
Kedar Joshi
10.
Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.
Tom Van Vleck
11.
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
Alan Perlis
12.
To a programmer, an operating system is defined by its API.
Charles Petzold
13.
Any verbose and tedious solution is error-prone because programmers get bored.
Bjarne Stroustrup
14.
Once we were Programmers. Maybe our last best hope is a movie.
Erik Naggum
15.
Programmers have not been professionals because they haven't really cared about quality.
Jessica Livingston
16.
Mentally mutilated potential programmers beyond hope of regeneration.
Edsger Dijkstra
17.
As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.
Larry Wall
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Programmer time is expensive; conserve it in preference to machine time
Eric S. Raymond