Receipts Quotes

Applause is a receipt,
not a bill.

To announce truths is an infallible receipt for being persecuted.

Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.

Karma is not a receipt of a physical experience, because of what someone has done.

Drop dead-but first get permit

Ah, words are poor receipts for what time hath stole away.