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Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.
Red Barber
2.
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
Red Barber
3.
This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
Red Barber
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You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.
Red Barber
5.
Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.
Red Barber
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On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant.
Red Barber
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When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.
Red Barber
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People see what they want to see.
Red Barber
9.
When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.
Red Barber
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It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.
Red Barber
