1.
..be smart, don't be a retard.
Eminem
2.
I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.
Megan Fox
3.
Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.
Natasha Leggero
4.
I collect things that just look retarded.
Ahmet Zappa
6.
I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.
Andy Dick
7.
I'm not a social retard, but I prefer to go unnoticed.
Tracy Pollan
8.
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
Rob Corddry