Retard Quotes

..be smart, don't be a retard.

I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I collect things that just look retarded.

Maybe I'm a supernatural retard.

I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.

Yes, I play dress up. I do it for a living, like a retard.

I'm not a social retard, but I prefer to go unnoticed.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.