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English journalist and author, Birth: 13-5-1956
1.
WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.
Richard Madeley

2.
When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe
Richard Madeley

3.
YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?
Richard Madeley

4.
That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.
Richard Madeley

5.
Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!
Richard Madeley

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6.
IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !
Richard Madeley