1.
I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.
Rob Ford
2.
I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.
Rob Ford
3.
What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten... Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks, not for people on bikes. My heart bleeds for them when I hear someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day.
Rob Ford
4.
I don’t believe in all this public-funded health care, we can’t afford it. If you want health care, you pay for it.
Rob Ford
5.
I cannot comment on a video that I have never seen or does not exist.
Rob Ford
6.
I made mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack some time. What can I say? I made a mistake, I’m human.
Rob Ford
7.
Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no - do I? am I an addict? - No. Yes, I've made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on.
Rob Ford
8.
If you're not doing needles and you're not gay, you won't get AIDS, probably.
Rob Ford
9.
Those Oriental people work like dogs. That’s why they’re successful in life. I went to Seoul, South Korea, I went to Taipei, Taiwan. I went to Tokyo, Japan. That’s why these people are so hard workers. I’m telling you, the Oriental people, they’re slowly taking over.
Rob Ford
10.
Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.
Rob Ford
11.
Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.
Rob Ford
12.
Walk around the right corner in Sin City and you can find anything you want.
Rob Ford
13.
Cyclists are a pain in the ass.
Rob Ford
14.
The people are going to speak. I'm not going to have people who say, 'You can't do this, you can't do that'. I'm going to fight for the taxpayers like I always have.
Rob Ford
15.
Once I'm done, I'm done. I'm going to California.
Rob Ford
16.
I've never quit anything in my life.
Rob Ford
17.
I'm straightforward with my kids, I take my kids out and I bring my daughter to dance lessons. I'm teaching my son how to ski, and my wife supports them and my wife has some issues. What, you just dismiss them? You just walk away? I don't walk away from anyone, Bill, in life! I'm sitting here and support people that are down and out! All these rich and elitist people, I'm sick of them! I'm sick of them! No, they're perfect. They don't do nothing! Get outta here! 'They don't do nothing!' They're the biggest crooks around!
Rob Ford
18.
Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors...
Rob Ford
19.
My heart bleeds for them when someone gets killed. But it’s their own fault at the end of the day.
Rob Ford
20.
I am not going to sit here and say I am never going to drink again. That is not realistic.
Rob Ford
21.
Stanley Cup winners don’t hand back the Stanley Cup.
Rob Ford
22.
I'm try[ing] to catch up on my work and you know I keep my eyes on the road, but I'm a busy man.
Rob Ford
23.
That is not a crack house. It is a house with a family with a father and a mother and three sons and a daughter.
Rob Ford
24.
Hold on ... Say your son or daughter has just gotten killed in a car accident and you're plastered out of your mind at 3 a.m. Are you going to be able to handle that?
Rob Ford
25.
I'm as clean as the days are long.
Rob Ford
26.
I'm not an addict and I do not do drugs. I made mistakes in the past and all I can do is apologize, but it is what it is and I can't change the past. And I can apologize to my family and my friends and my colleagues and the people.
Rob Ford
27.
I don’t look at myself as the mayor, I look at myself as just a normal, regular person.
Rob Ford